Neilou

1. A small furry creature found in the forests of Iran. They cling onto low branches with thin hairy arms. Most are harmless, although their saliva excreates a foul odor that can cause disorientation. If frightened, the Neilou regurgitate a stomach acid that contains fecal matter and Hepatitis B. Their diet consists of small portioned greens during they day. At night they drink fermented apples that cause them to feast from garbage cans of neighboring villages.

2. A condition in males where their genetals are smaller than their pinky finger.

I was on a hike in Masouleh, Iran when I got sprayed by a Neilou from one of the oak trees.

by Alexthemenace January 7, 2019

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Neilani is most likely a Hawaiian name , neilani mean heavenly affection, neilani is the type of girl to be a ride or die she would have your back in any situation she gets tempered but she always keeps her calm neilani is mainly a loving person but once you get in her bad side it’s no turning back neilani is most likely the most disrespectful girl she doesn’t play when it comes to either her self or her family neilani is such a beautiful girl she’s usually tall and has a big booty she loves hard I once had an neilani and I regret losing her everyday so if u have a neilani in your life you should Cherish her time and well being she’s one of the most unique person I know I once played a neilani and I regret that she’s such a wonderful girl and is most definitely different from the rest

Guy1: bro I cheated on neilani
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