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Dragon's Neck

A noun describing the skin that attaches the scrotum to the penis.
While the penis is flacid and scrotum saggy, said skin is often seems very abundant in quantity thus resembling the front neck of a mature/ old dragon.

Often loose, hanging, saggy in nature with multible, vertical layers of skin.

This loose state of the genitalia is often caused by a warm, humid environment. Therefore it is most prone to appear in the heat of the summer or if you dress properly in winter.
"Damn, I got my dragon's neck stuck in my zipper again!"

"I got some saggy ass dragon's neck going on right now, I tell ya."

"Woww, that dude's got enough dragon's neck to use it as a boat sail!!"
by Simca April 19, 2013
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pez neck

When two (2) or more people in a group are engaged in endless or excessive conversation and won't stop.
You (all) sound like a bunch of "pez necks"; yackity, yackity, yackity yack! Do you ever stop talking?
by CrazyCrab69 September 11, 2020
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Neck Freeze

When you eat/drink something cold and your neck gets cold.
Basically a Brain Freeze but for your neck.
Ahhh the ice cream gave me a neck freeze!
by Coolcabbagepatch June 16, 2019
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Cankle Neck

A neck that lacks visual definition of the clavicle and jugular notch separating the neck from the shoulders
I'm not interested in him because his cankle neck is a complete turn off, I like my men to have more defined necklines.
by Awoody June 24, 2017
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iphone neck

Neck pain that derives from constantly looking down at your iphone, keeping the person from being involved in any social setting.
Chris is constantly saying words like, huh or what, because he can't keep up with conversations since he suffers from iphone neck, thus isolating him from a normal social life.
by Sweatbee December 29, 2009
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Neck Gravy

Semen, specifically that of which is the result of fellatio. The use of the word is most effective around the holidays and in fall and winter. Neck Gravy is a bit too heavy and rich for hot weather.
"She gave me a blowjob and got a bigger helping of Neck Gravy than she expected."

"There's nothing wrong with that throat that a good dose of Neck Gravy won't cure."

"Pass the neck gravy, please."
by Poop S. July 23, 2008
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giraffe's neck

A turd peppered with sweetcorn kernels
After last night's corn-on-the-cob, it's no surprise that I just layed down a giraffe's neck. What's more, it smelled like the Savanna too.
by koyn November 29, 2006
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