NASCAR Dads 

Men who can't drive anywhere without making an inordinate number of left turns.

I followed that NASCAR dad around until my left blinker ran out of blinker fluid.

NASCAR Dads by Brak February 10, 2005

nascar night 

A night off from the old lady.
When one refines himself to his bedroom and watches porn until his ball sac is empty/sexual fantasies are complete.

woman: what are you doing tonight baby? i'm bored.

Man: nascar night bae. screen is sticky, can't scroll. ttul.

nascar night by dayrock27 December 23, 2013

nascar fast 

Someone who has been around.

She may not be a whore but she is Nascar Fast.

nascar fast by DRAWNWORNG March 26, 2017

NASCAR Thunder 2003 

A racing/sports game released in 2002 by EA Sports. NASCAR Thunder 2003 is one of the best NASCAR Games of all time! If you win a race, you get a thunder plate containing a paint scheme inside. If you win again at that said track with that said driver, you do not get a paint scheme. Other ways to get thunder plates are completing lightning challenges or through cheats. It has a realistic career mode! The follow-up game was the even better, NASCAR Thunder 2004! 2004 is said to be the best NASCAR game of all time! Platforms for 2003 were GC, Xbox, and PS2. You can obtain legend drivers such as Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt, Tiny Lund, and more! Dale Earnhardt could be unlocked with a cheat code.

I was cleaning out my basement until I found what looked like a fat PS2 with memory cards and 2 controllers and a shit load of games. One of them was NASCAR Thunder 2003!

NASCAR Thunder 2003 by NascarAndPepsiFan18 January 2, 2021

nascar moded 

“When you’re so fucking drunk that you sit in a bathtub and start thinking that you’re a nascar driver in the water. Gear shifting and sounds are included…”

Example:

Brad: “dude I got so nascar moded last night that I even started to shift the gears in the bathtub”

nascar moded by texasandmontana July 12, 2021

NASCAR poser

A person who ware’s shirts of famous nascar drivers but doesn’t watch it or hates it completely and doesn’t Listen to country or metal or rock or straight up hates those genres and only knows nascar political controversies (bubba Wallace noose,Brandon browns win)

Me to my friends: did you see what LoveLiveServe is doing? Friends: what are they up to? Me: They are not only wearing shirts of bands they don’t listen to but they are also wearing nascar shirts! Stupid nascar posers!

NASCAR poser by Nascarfan2007 September 27, 2022

nascar turn

the extremely exaggerated wide turn that is only necessary to maneuver into the narrowest of spaces or around the sharpest of turns, or if you are in a stock car race and are trying to keep someone from passing you.

"Yo, the only way you're going to get that Hummer into that little alley is by making a nascar turn" or "Where did you learn how to drive? You didn't have to make a nascar turn to get into that parking stall!"

nascar turn by Kevin Little December 21, 2007