When a male depresses the bottom of the head of the penis on the space on ones face between the nose and the upper lip leaving a mark in the shape of a mustache.
by Bryan Silver November 20, 2007
Get the weiner mustachemug. A fraternity prank similar to a teabag where you lay your penis across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often documented with a photograph
by Mark VZ April 23, 2006
Get the dick mustachemug. Eating hollandaise sauce from the vagina of a dead hooker, resulting in a neat Mustache of hollandaise sauce and decomposition fluids
by Dongkik666 December 11, 2022
Get the Danish Mustachemug. A term used for a bad guy that people would say, “want to kill baby ______ “ and for some reason most people would say no since they are psychopaths.
by Oldefrog March 5, 2023
Get the silly mustachemug. When you jizz on a girl's face and it drips down so that it looks like the long white Asian mustaches in Kung Fu flicks.
by Deee Bag October 16, 2014
Get the asian mustachemug. While a girl is blowing a guy super glue is applied all above her lip. When it dries she rips away really hard and fast. The ending result is a clever "mustache" of pubic hair remaining above her lip.
Instead of shaving Bob gave Drew a mystical mustache in return for a blow job and got the same ending result.
by grazing gazelle March 1, 2011
Get the Mystical Mustachemug. When a girl shaves her pubes into a mustache shape. Extra style points are often given if she achieves a handlebar shape and waxes the tips.
by Whiskey151 August 1, 2018
Get the Pussy mustachemug.