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Elon Musk 

Someone with the reputation of a successful businessman and super genius. In reality, he's nothing more than a con artist who buys his way into successful companies and then forces the original owners out. As far as genius goes, his only talent is hyping up bullshit products to get money from investors and the government.

People tend not to notice how stupid he is until he steps into a field they're familiar wit.
Man 1: Have you heard Elon Musk's new car
Man 2: I don't pay any attention to that fraud.
Elon Musk by Drex V. March 31, 2025
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Elon Musk Sobs Day 

The day that Elon Musk cried, again, after trying to livestream Path of Exile 2 and getting assblasted in the games chat, with messages like "YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE", "YOU RUINED THE COUNTRY JUST LIKE YOU RUINED ALL YOUR MARRIAGES" and, most funnily, "Elon. It's me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting so I bought PoE2 early access for this. Please pay your child support. Thank you."
Elon then ended the stream after losing his hardcore permadeath character while trying to hide these messages.
P1 - I feel kinda down today...
P2 - Hey don't worry, it's Elon Musk Sobs Day. Just remember that time he tried livestreaming PoE2.
P2 - Really?? Shit, that time was actually pretty funny... Ok, ok, yeah I feel better now. I could have it way worse.
P2 - :)
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Elon Musk 

An undeserving person; someone who hasn't earned their success. A fraud.
John - I always make sure to flatter my teacher and she gives me good grades even though I don't test well.
Eric - You're such a Elon Musk.
Elon Musk by Josef Stalling April 25, 2025

Elon Musk 

basically the new potus

Incumbent since January 20, 2025; term ends whenever he feels like it
Mind you that this man is 53 and he still thinks 69420 is funny.
A: "I just watched ABC News, why's Trump giving Elon Musk more power than Trump himself?"
B: "Because Elon's basically the de facto president?"
A: "Yeah, that makes a lot of sense."
Elon Musk by 7568ino April 27, 2025

Elon musk 

A man who gets bullied through path of exile 2 private messages.
'Dude, I'm getting so much hate mail it's like when Elon musk livestreamed path of exile 2'
Elon musk by Jaern1053 May 20, 2025

Elon Musk Handkerchief 

The act of using a handkerchief to pleasure a male g spot, and then wiping the handkerchief on the balls.
1: Oh yeah Elon Musk Handkerchief me...
2: ok
Elon Musk by GermaniumL November 8, 2025