dropkick murphys

holders of some my favorite song

holy shit, bastards on parade is the greatest fucking song in the world!!!

by mr.happy June 4, 2004

Morphodite

This word does not exist in the English language. It is a missheard version of the word hermaphrodite from the book To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. This interpretation is made by the narrator Scout Finch.

"....erected an absolute morphodite In that yard!"
"She said the snowman looked like a morphodite."

by Aoiro Kinomi April 6, 2010

Morpheus is fighting Neo!

A phrase used in an inappropriate situation to get everyone's attention shortly before leaving a room.

Eg, at a funeral:

Priest: And so we lay him to rest-

Twat: COME QUICK GUYS, MORPHEUS IS FIGHTING NEO!

by nexusvip June 2, 2008

dropkick murphys

the best screaming irishmen anyones ever heard and a punk icon

i love dropkicks!

by punkloverpyro March 29, 2004

Murphy Bed That Dick

When you’re having an intense game of backgammon and the mother fuckers are taking too long to finish it, you quickly slam shut the backgammon set on dudes dick like a Murphy bed.

“You’re taking too long to finish this game, Jim” said David. “I know but we’re almost done and we can ride scooters to dollar general.” Jim quickly replied. “Good because in 5 more minutes I’m going to Murphy Bed That Dick.”

“Oh man, I better hurry!” Jim cried.

by DJ Nipslip July 16, 2021

Harry Murphy

Where you climb on top, do absolutely nothing and prematurely get off. Named after the Murphy of Newtown. Aka the "Yawning Position."

Girl: "You're really lame in bed."
Guy: "No, I'm just doing the Harry Murphy!"
Girl: "Great.. I've heard of that. Does that mean you're going to prematurely get off too?"
Guy: "Yeah baby, just like the Murphy of Newtown."

by WomenofNewtown July 13, 2012

Cole Murphy

A boy who a girl fell for and then when she confessed her love for him replied with Ok!!!!

I cannot believe Cole Murphy only responded with Ok!!!

by PeytonLovesCole<3 June 9, 2019