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Swamp muppet 

Kids typically around the age of 9 to 11 who release the most toxic form of cringe while in a game of roblox
I'm reporting you for killing me

Shut up you swamp muppet!
Swamp muppet by Kingtrolo64p December 3, 2019

Double Muppet

A sexual act during which two people fist each other simultaneously.
Did you see Cameron and Brooke at the party?! They were in Aaron’s room doing the double muppet! Man, that looked like it hurt.
Double Muppet by Batmansnutsack November 9, 2020

Crusty Muppet 

A sock used by a male for masturbation.
My mom was shocked when she found my Crusty Muppet.
Crusty Muppet by RobsWorldIRL April 14, 2022

Goofy Muppet 

A goofy muppet is someone who is both Goofy and a muppet.
Theo is a goofy muppet. Thheo you are a goofy muppet!
Goofy Muppet by fluxfnnnn June 26, 2022

Cunt Muppet 

An Australian term for any cunt who's a muppet.
Or for non-australians: Any annoying person who's also pretty stupid
Davo: Fuck Jazlyn's come up to me 5 times today asking how to tie a pair of shoes

Bazza: Jesus, what a cunt muppet
Cunt Muppet by OrganicGodSlayer February 7, 2023

Ass Muppet 

A person with unoriginal ideas, seemingly willing for anyone to stick a hand up their ass and make them their puppet. Ass Muppet.
"Bobby won't make up his mind, he's being an ass muppet."

"That was so lame, quit being an ass muppet."
Ass Muppet by kermy d fiend May 18, 2004