Three Musketeers

A gay male threesome.

Wow, I was over a Fred's last night and Kevin came over. We had a Three Musketeers and it was INCREDIBLE. "All for one, and one for ALL!"

by MQuiggle July 13, 2007

Musketeer Rat

Commonly Used to describe one's genital.

John: My Musketeer Rat is itchy, can you help me out please?
Mary: Sure!

by slaffytaffers October 19, 2009

Musket Stuffing

Having anal sex when a girl is on her period and accidentally pull out too far and blindly thrust back into her, hitting her vagina, and stuffing her tampon deep inside of her.

I was taking her from behind and I accidentally went into the hole that was temporary out of commission and ended up musket stuffing her!

by Pebbleman June 26, 2014

blood clot musket

F*cking gun

Hey mon, I'll do you wit my blood clot musket iffen ya don't put somtin down on my forty.

by Mad Dog Davis August 7, 2003

Musket

When you have a long weekend filled with booze and cigarettes and you feel like shit the next day and you want to shoot yourself. Usually you are sweating, have indigestion, diarrhea and mumble your words.

God, that weekend down at the lake was hell on my liver. Ugh, Musket.

by SimpyJ August 25, 2011

munke

verb. to munke or not to munke
Slang for sex and/or fucking violently.
Can also be shortened to 'munk'. ("Munk me" meaning "fuck me").

I went over to insert name of hot chick/guy last night. I munked him/her real good/hard/violently/ferociously/svagely/mildly.
Me and my boyfriend/girl.
*whisper* "Munk me" in your SO's ear

by savagelyWeird October 4, 2016

munkee

A name for a homosexual male that has no drive in life except to let other men fart on his face, or in his mouth. Although very strange behaviour, Munkees are an up and coming social group that must be dealt with just like the Fat.

You're a Munkee, aren't you?

NO!.... Yes... How could you tell?

I'm confusing you're breath with Monte's fart.

by Munkee hunter February 4, 2010