mumblard

One who is mentally delayed, causing verbal skills to be reduced to mumbling.

1.I don't understand that mumblard.
2.What a fucking mumblard.

by Sandro Costello Lino May 4, 2007

mumblitis

the condition where one exaggerates any and all minor illnesses. Also exaggerates any physical blemish such as bug bites, rashes, scrapes, cuts etc.

mendelson- Call the ambulance i am paralyzed.
me- relax mendelson your foot fell asleep.

I.E - Mumblitis

by justin mendelson October 17, 2008

mumblence

grammatical unit containing many mumbled words; resembling a sentence but difficult to understand due to excessive mumbling of words throughout.

"Wait, What? I was following your story but you lost me with those last few mumblences."

by Emmers Rich March 5, 2011

mumbled for

Similar to "spoken for," when referring to relationship status, but more indistinct - when you are "mumbled for," you will hopefully be in a relationship soon, and it would be rude to engage in alternative romantic entanglements.

You might also be in a relationship with a person who mumbles.

Rob: Hey, you want to go enjoy the sunset together?
Jane: Sorry, I'm mumbled for - Dave and I have been seriously flirting for weeks now.

-or-

Jane: Hey darling, do we need more vegetables?
Dave: Hrmm mm huh roomm.
Jane: What?

by Tenelladan June 9, 2011

mumblitching

The act of bitching about something, but mumbling through the entire act.

Donna was mumblitching about work all morning, but she was mumbling so badly that I couldn't understand what she was bitching about.

by Graybush May 6, 2015

mumblebrag

When someone tries to slip in a humblebrag but the person they're speaking to doesn't care and stopped listening.

"Man I am so tired today"
> "... ok"
"Yeah I was up late working on my microbrew recipe"
> "oh"
"I won an award last year for best-" mumblebrag
> *gets off elevator*

by typhdotcom August 7, 2016

Mumbai mouth blast

Ejaculating into a partners mouth during oral sex, which takes place in a deep pit style porta potty, similar to the one featured in Slumdog Millionaire. The ejaculator forces his penis into the others mouth during orgasm, and when the person coughs or chokes, they are thrown down into the collection chamber of urine/feces.

Met this chick on spring break in Calcutta, gave her the old Mumbai Mouth blast after she disrespected my clan.

by Partybot696969 April 21, 2017