Mosquito

The most fucking annoying thing to ever walk the earth. They’re stupid insects with no purpose but to give everyone ugly ass pimples and drink blood like vampires.

Those damn mosquitoes have done it again! They’ve ruined my beautiful lips!

by MINION TAMPONS? July 31, 2022

Mosquito

Someone who does not respect you and your partner’s relationship.

“Micheal’s morphed into a mosquito, hitting on me when he knows I’m married.”

by cannabass November 22, 2022

mosquito mode

You are in the mood to suck some one off

Im going to go mosquito mode on your dick

by Gustio January 28, 2023

Mosquito-Itch

An itch that feels both good and bad when scratched, for example, hence the name, a mosquito bite.

My Eczema is a total Mosquito-Itch.

by CloudyGraham March 18, 2023

Mosquito gang

A group of individuals who have organized orgys that hurt my buthole really bad

Jamal: you can't be part of the Mosquito gang if you don't have a wide asshole!
Jamarian: my assyolw is wide let me in!

by Shweesemeister March 30, 2023

Mosquito bite

A derogatory term for an Asian woman’s breasts

Xiao Li has a pair of mosquito bites on her chest

by Frederick Yeo November 19, 2023

Mosquitos

Genuinely, the most horrifying creatures. Never in my life have i wanted to kill myself so much just because of the fact that they exist. Blood sucking useless parasites, coming from the deepest depths of hell.

"You see that forest?"
"Ye"
"It has mosquitos in it"
"Got it, removing that forest"

by TheBaseliner August 29, 2024