1. The act of doing someone wrong with the full intent of screwing them over to an unfathomable degree.
2. Trolling someone with the end result being that they are left in a substantially worse position than before.
2. Trolling someone with the end result being that they are left in a substantially worse position than before.
"did you hear that Josh took a dump in the foil liners of Matthew's stove top?"
"oh shit! That's dirty Moses"
"oh shit! That's dirty Moses"
by Heeeydevon July 14, 2022
a very chill guy, people compare him to corpse husband because of his deep voice and how he doesn’t like revealing his personal details
he can be quite shy at times when meeting new people although eventually when he opens up to people he will become the best person you will ever meet <3
he can be quite shy at times when meeting new people although eventually when he opens up to people he will become the best person you will ever meet <3
i simp for Moses husband
by humony February 07, 2021
A sexual act where a partner inserts their index and middle fingers of both hands inside the vagina and open it in the same way Moses split the Red Sea. For full effect, this is performed while the woman is on her period.
by piss stains November 21, 2020
Very kind person, known for having a big dick.He also is a saint. Big Kanye fan. Moses Farwenel can do it all
Nice cock Moses Farwenel
by Sonofgodmo November 23, 2021
The definition of, “Moses The God.” refers to a Dragon Ball Term of “ Big Peen, Strong and Bulky.” They are usually beautiful, a good peen size, strong, good with their Ki and Isn’t like his dickrider Oniyon. Oniyon is also a person that fucks NPCs and themselves are night.
by TheGoat123OofXD November 02, 2019
You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses
by Soft Steve January 18, 2012
The instant and simultaneous parting of all motor vehicles on a busy or stationary road when the driver can see the flashing blue lights of a police car or ambulance coming up behind them.
1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.
Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.
2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.
Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.
2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!
by Recudorp October 22, 2013