So rare a person that most believe him not to exist. Not many walk the earth but those who do dissolve into myth. To encounter one is to stare into the face of God, and the only option then is to weep
I saw Mose the other day and I can’t bring myself to think it was real. He picking up an order at Papa John’s.
by wibblywobblytimeyimey June 10, 2021
Get the Mosemug. Example 1:
Person 1: "Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity around 1665 while drinking... When he was growing up, Newton spent much of his time on his family farm... and that is how Newton discovered Gravity"
Person 2: "...mose"
Example 2:
Person 1: "Guys, please, we really have to take this seriously"
Person 2: "...mose"
Person 1: "Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity around 1665 while drinking... When he was growing up, Newton spent much of his time on his family farm... and that is how Newton discovered Gravity"
Person 2: "...mose"
Example 2:
Person 1: "Guys, please, we really have to take this seriously"
Person 2: "...mose"
by anonymous July 28, 2022
Get the MOSEmug. by Spliff moses September 24, 2017
Get the Moses of the spliffmug. Use this word as a response when you encounter a question you want to dodge or can’t be bothered to answer.
“How’d you do that?”
“Moses”
“Moses”
by Abudora April 17, 2021
Get the Mosesmug. she's just my friend, lookin ass
big simp, lookin ass
claims to have slip an ocean, lookin ass
suckin on chili dogs, lookin ass
never watched porn, lookin ass
big simp, lookin ass
claims to have slip an ocean, lookin ass
suckin on chili dogs, lookin ass
never watched porn, lookin ass
by gfd g j April 10, 2022
Get the mosesmug. Dude1: You know the author Moses?
Dude2: Yeah i'm currently reading his book the bible.
Dude1: What chapter you're currently reading?
Dude2: I'm currently readng the 69th chapter of the old testament.
Dude2: Yeah i'm currently reading his book the bible.
Dude1: What chapter you're currently reading?
Dude2: I'm currently readng the 69th chapter of the old testament.
by KonstiDerKek177013 March 29, 2021
Get the Mosesmug. Hym "So, in Exodus 17 God tells Moses to strike the rock to make water come out. And it does. In Numbers 20 God tells Moses to speak to the rock and then Moses disobeys God and strikes the rock and THIS TIME it doesn't work. So Moses
✌️✊️✌️USES FORCE✌️✊️✌️ the first time AND IT WORKS and then TRIES IT AGAIN and it doesn't work. So it isn't Moses striking the rock. It isn't the use of force = punishment by God. Jordan Peterson = full of shit and is lying to make it seem like God is against the use of force. What God DOES SAY about the use of force is that if you force yourself of a woman you have to take her on as property and marry her. THAT is what God says about force. Not Jordan Peterson's thing. He's full of shit. I'm NOT full of shit. They are trying to manufacture my failure because I suceeded radically to spite their God. The religion is an incest cult. I'm better than everyone."
✌️✊️✌️USES FORCE✌️✊️✌️ the first time AND IT WORKS and then TRIES IT AGAIN and it doesn't work. So it isn't Moses striking the rock. It isn't the use of force = punishment by God. Jordan Peterson = full of shit and is lying to make it seem like God is against the use of force. What God DOES SAY about the use of force is that if you force yourself of a woman you have to take her on as property and marry her. THAT is what God says about force. Not Jordan Peterson's thing. He's full of shit. I'm NOT full of shit. They are trying to manufacture my failure because I suceeded radically to spite their God. The religion is an incest cult. I'm better than everyone."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
Get the Moses striking the rockmug.