MOOBS

shortly, man-boobs. tits on fat guys. jiggly stuff on tha dudes.

check out your dad's moobs!

wiliam has huge moobs. that's because he eats babies. baby-fat is not healthy.

by doodie brothaz September 5, 2008

Moobie

One of two people who are madly in love--Merritt or Abbie.

Merritt and Abbie are moobies!

by Tammy December 30, 2004

Moob

A term used to describe a n00b with the name "Mott", "Matt" or other versions of the name.

Mike: omg mott.. don't be such a moob.
or
Jess: you are a moob!
or
Mott: I hate mike so that makes me a MOOB!!!11!one!1

by Mike and Jess April 18, 2006

Moby Cock

1. a term used to describe a large white penis, also see one eyed wonder weasle, super ghost, and albino godzilla

the greatest legend of the seven labias, moby cock, the great white penis

by dustin ross June 7, 2007

mooblet

A male child with breasts, sometimes known as "boobs" or "melon racks", caused by their obesity, or "fatness". Mooblet is a term originally invented by the Ancient Greeks to allow quick identification of small fat boys that Socrates himself identified as "plaguing" Athens.

Martin you Mooblet! Put your shirt back on I can see your moobs!

Socrates: What's with all the Mooblets in Greece? If this keeps up I will drink some of that hemlock shit!

I hate going to waterparks because you have to share the slides with all the mooblets.

by Flashblade April 4, 2004

Mobby Tobby

Getting/Hooking up with women while you are drunk/high or under the influence of any drug.

Bro, Last night I fosho was mobby tobby with this thick ass beezy.

by Yeezy Eazy August 25, 2010

Moby Lifestyle

a lifestyle in which you shun clutter, and cling to as few material possessions as possible... essentially the antithesis of being a packrat

possibly named so because of Moby's MTV cribs episode which showed how humbly he lived

"All I own is a few suitcases and some clothes. I also just shaved my head the other day. Yep, it's all part of the whole Moby Lifestyle."

by m0by January 5, 2010