Moolie Monday

The Monday after Black Friday and before Nigga Tuesday. Used by Craig Robinson's character "Delaney" in the Kevin Smith film Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

The Xmas discounts start on Black Friday. Get better by Moolie Monday. They rock the fucking joint by Nigga Tuesday.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 2, 2010

Mondegreen

The term for misunderstood song lyrics

In the song by Elton John where he sang 'Lay me down on sheets of linen', I thought he was saying 'Lay me down and shoot some lemons', which is a mondegreen.

by allthenamesiwantedweretaken December 14, 2014

mondingo

A mondingo is a very large, often erect, hairy penis, that is dirty.

Wow Chad, I can't even lie I love your mondingo on my forehead

by Prestigous July 25, 2017

Microbrew Monday

A Beer-Drinking movement, started at Colorado College, where every Monday evening is spent casually drinking Microbrews and celebrating beer for its exquisite flavors and artistic values in addition to its ability to cure any Monday stresses.

Cyrus: man, I can't believe the weekend's over, this week's gonna kick my ass

Mike: cheer up mate, it's the best day of the week... Microbrew Monday!

Cyrus: oh yeah you're right! Monday is the new Friday!

by Micro Brewly January 25, 2011

mondegreen

A misheard song lyric. A symptom of word"kiss this guy" syndrome/word

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

Monday

A word used to say that you're having a very bad day.

Today was such a Monday, everything sucked!

by Maya January 23, 2005

Case of the monday's

when someone comes into work on a monday and they're really pissed off.

"say lawrence when you go into work on a monday and your not feeling too good does anyone ever say to you sounds like a case of the monday's?""no, no man, shit no, i reckon you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that.

by Mick July 9, 2004