momo headass

a girl her name is Valery. all F's, cusses out teachers, killer eye bags , has no friends, thinks she know how to fight but she doesn't and won't stop talking shit even after getting her ass beat. same shoe size and her mother. brings ramen noodles to school and eats them out of a bottles used for the gym. for p.e she wears a lifeguard t-shirt. has the shortest hair EVER but says its past her chest. her hair also looks like dried noodles. she beats the shit out of boys in her classes because they are "scared" of her. tells the english teacher to suck a d*ck and the history teacher that she isn't afraid of him. gets a referral everyday. doesn't wear socks nor tie her shoes. she also looks like a guinea pig. she tells people they smell like ass. lastly she thinks everyone is laughing with her when she cusses out people but we'er really laugh at her because she looks like a stupid b**ch .
valery be talkin shit

which valery, momo headass?
yes, ima bout to beat the shit outta her
by soooskinnyimfat November 21, 2019
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Momo-Gne (momo-gu ne)

Momo-Gne or it's archaic form momo-gu ne is an ancient latin word, used to express any kind of emotions in any kind of situation. The versatility of this ancient word make this meme a surrel or ethereal meme, just the elite of memelords can use this word due to its immense communicative power.
A: mi passi i broccoli
B: (SCREAMING) Momo-Gne (momo-gu ne)!
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momo

-Buen momo
-¿Te gustan los momos?
-No entiendo los momos
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momo

a creepy ass sculpture in japan that freaks everyone out
Elijah: did you see what happen on the news?
Mary: no was it MOMO again?
Elijah:yup
by skkkkksks March 04, 2019
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Momo

A black-white mixed person with a beautiful face and a body of a greek god.
He also has a huge penis.
Could be chillin with everygirl he wants to but is also a loyal person
Jessy:"Have you Seen that mixed dude named Momo today ? He's soo freaking hot good dann he made me drippin."
Lisa:"Yas girl that nigga half black so ofcourse he hot. I heard he has a huge ass dick !
by Channing Tatum aka Magic Mike December 28, 2016
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no shapaley, no momo

A tibetan equivalent to "no cap".
Tashi C: Yo, lets go kill some people in valorant tonight!
Flame: Yo, that's craaaaaaaaaaazy bro!
Tashi L: We're gonna win guys! No shapaley, no momo!!!!!!!!!!!!
by mayyoubecursed February 21, 2022
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Momo

The most beautiful girl that ever has been in WhatsApp, better than Megan Fox
Guy1: have you seen momo?
Guy2: no... I wished I could, cause she is the most beautiful girl
Guy1: here, look at this picture *shows picture*
Guy2: oh man, so beautiful that I feel that I’m having an epilepsy *dies*
Guy1: yeah, she makes you dream
by I’m in your mind August 04, 2018
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