Roast your teacher month

On November your gonna be able to roast your teachers and professors get ready

Student: Omg it's finally Roast your teacher month
Teacher: This month is gonna be bad for me

by School is the worst November 2, 2020

Flavor of the month

When a person perpetually dates different people for a short time only. They are always in a relationship, but every time you see them they are with someone new.

Jeff wants to bring the flavor of the month to the wedding.

by angleb July 23, 2018

That Time of the Two Months

Every two months men have a hormonal imbalances, just like women do when they are on their period and it's, "that time of the month", for them. It's main symptoms are irritablity and tiredness.

Guy 1: FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Guy 2: What's wrong with guy 1?

Guy 3: Nothing really, it's that time of the two months for him.

by Bagginski February 24, 2010

Yo motha

A term refering to somones mother. Sometimes used as a 'come back' for other jokes.

Somone Says: You Suck!
You Say: Yo motha!

by Taro January 18, 2004

moth collector

Noun

One who collects moths as a hobby, or as a profession.

"That moth collector was picking the moths off MY screen door, so I had to go out there and beat him with one of those rubber sticks that separate people's groceries at the register.

by The Earl of Sandwich January 1, 2009

Monthly Bill

Often known as a women's period, coming "once" a month. Also a euphemism for men to say instead of period.

"She must have recieved her monthly bill."

"This chicks freaking ballistic, did she get her monthly bill?"

by D-Volg January 20, 2009

moftiss

Moftiss are actually the name of the evil pair formed by Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss, writers of BBC Sherlock that only brought sorrows to the fandom. They are, for a fact, each an half of Satan's soul. The two together formed the entirety of Satan's being.

Person 1 : cry
Person 2 : oh. Moftiss strikes again.

by Johnlock-is-the-only-valid-shi June 16, 2017