Ass-mooing

ogling a womans ass, ogling a womans bottom

Either:

a) Admiring a hot ladies bottom from afar (to Ass-moo) with obligatory 'mmmm' noises.

b) A group of men admiring the same hot ladies bottom and subsequently following her like a kine of cows, occasionally making subconscious grunts. (Ass-mooing)

Check him out ass-mooing that girl over there

Dude, we were totally ass-mooing that girl just then

One sec, just in the middle of an ass-moo, right she's gone now, what were you saying

Here comes some hotties, get ready to ass-moo man..

by Chreg Hurlye December 12, 2014

flower mowing

Intentionally doing a job so poorly that you will not be asked to do it again. For example, you do not want to mow the grass so you "accidentally" now down the flowers so no one will ask you to mow the grass again.

He's just flower mowing to avoid being asked to do that job.

by Traveller64 May 21, 2017

chair moving fetish

Fetish - Sexualizing something that is not usually counted sexual. For some people it's moving chairs.

-Look at that weirdo... He always moves chairs around.
-I think he has the chair moving fetish.

by RizuSnek January 14, 2018

keep moving on that stony road

Continue forward despite the challenges up ahead.

For us, what has always been at stake is whether we could "keep moving on that stony road", closer to the ideals of our Founders—whether we really could be a country where we are all equal, not only endowed by our Creator with—but in fact living with—the rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

by ASHLEY_A0413 December 11, 2020

Mud Moling

Going Mud Moling means performing anal. To Mud Mole is to insert oneself inside the anus of a coworker or dear friend or mistress. A mud mole could be the aftermath of your penis after going mud moling. Mud moling should be an Olympic sport.

"Bro I mud moled your sister last night. It was all her idea to go mud moling. Turns out it wasn't her first time."

Drake the Snake

by Natef Warrior January 25, 2021

spirit mobbing

When you can't be there to drive around while playing bumping music in person, so you join them in spirit for moral support while they aim to enjoy life.

Tommy: I really wish Erik could be here with us mobbing. We don't even need bitches when he's around.
Jackson: Don't worry, Tommy. Erik is spirit mobbing with us right now.
Tommy: He can spirit mob with us all the way from Vegas.
Jackson: Yes, Tommy. Even all the way from Vegas.

by PogU Bros June 15, 2021

loose-moting

The new hip slang for the term 'loose motions'

Yoo my cat had a bad case of that loose-moting after the vet yesterday.

by xan01 October 18, 2023