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Milton

Milton is a suburb under boston, and its the least Suburban Suburb i have ever seen in my life. The West Side is almost all black and the East Side is all Irish.

The girls in Milton are fine. They are all slutty and classy but not snobby.

Alot of people think Milton is Rich and snobby but thats only certain areas, and you won't hear of thos kids because they go to private schools cuz they are pussies.

Southie and milton have a great relationship, i dont know why but they do. There's alot of dating and friendship among them.

The Quincy kids don't really like Milton. But everyone hates Quincy anyways so no one really cares. haha
TOP HANGOUTS IN MILTON:
east milton Square
the high school
the crater
Andrews Park
Cunnigham
Tedeshki
the Milton Food Mart
Kelly Field
drink all day
party all night
Fuck every boy in sight

sluts&Assholes from Milton know what a good time is!
by irishmoflow January 25, 2012
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Milton

When playing the card game Hearts, the Milton is the player who stops the Power Run. This is always the second player to take points, therefore eliminating any chance of a Power Run for that hand.
Nad was one trick away from taking all 26 points when all of the sudden Jeff Walljewed, and took the final heart.

"Fuck this game," yelled Nad, flipping the table.

"One point Milton!" exclaimed Jeff as he reached for the scorecard.
by Nad Retard August 24, 2009
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kitten mittens

What kittens love to wear when it's cold. From the latin phrase kittano mittono.
Mr Boots the kittycat wears his kitten kittens when it's cold.
by l0rd_hex January 11, 2004
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mittens

To place one hand in a woman’s vagina and the other hand in another woman’s vagina.
You dirty kittens, lay down for your mittens.
by cache December 4, 2003
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Milton

Many definitions, a Milton can be a strap on Penis, a real Penis or anything you can stick into a female.

Many people worship the Milton as a type of God, they believe it brings peace and pleasure to daily lives.

The Milton plays a very important part in the lives of very many Greenwood High School students. We very much worship The Milton.
Yoooo, I told some random person to suck my Milton, & they looked at me like i just proposed to them.
by Giggles305 February 19, 2011
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squish mitten

i slapped her squish mitten with my pork sword
by bbc123456 April 3, 2009
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fart in a mitten

The act of moving around or being moved around while in a confined space.

Originally used by my father in 1985 to describe how I would bounce around in the car.
Since used to describe swimmers on a bus. My son while in bed.
My son is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten.
Why can you not sit still, you are moving around like a fart in a mitten!
by BigHungryBill November 27, 2016
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