A horrible mistake

When you mistake raisin cookies for chocolate chip cookies

*cough*

"What's wrong man?"

"I've made a horrible mistake..."

by NooksarebetterthanKindles May 7, 2017

mista conspiracy

A wannabe white rapper that acts black, dresses poorly in order to not look to revealing but looks like a bum and uses very poor rap lyrics in order to make a big deal on the illuminati cult.

lyrics He/she (or both) would use: the govenment doesn't anything yo, and they got no flow yo um... I'm a gangsta um... check it, tech it in tech class... I have no head mass...etc

by Alex Estrop April 26, 2005

beautiful mistake

(n.) - a mistake made while driving or bicycling along rural roads and a wrong turn turns out to be a great find, leading to a beautiful new place you had never been to before

"Wow, I took the wrong road last night but I ended up at an amazing waterfall in the mountains. It was what I like to call a 'beautiful mistake'."

by PRwiz101 April 26, 2010

Mishal

A person who happens to hate everything, even things that they like. They tend to showoff their wild afro hair along with their red pants, UGG boots and American apparel leggings. A Mishal is known to be fluent in German, Tamil and proficient in Swedish. If you have seen a Mishal death stare, consider yourself lucky as no one has lived to tell stories about it. A Mishal can quote the entire Mean Girls movie at any given time, and is very hard to impress. Never get in between a Mishal and its ice cream especially a superkid, violence acts by a Mishal can be life threatening. A Mishal is known to be a bully, and almost every girl in a class with Mishal has personally been victimized. A Mishal diet will usually consider anything high in sugar and fructose along with plenty of fish meat. A Mishal will never give anyone enough attention. They tend to be clumsy as this is just speculation, until further studies can confirm these allegation. However their cooking skills are unmatched as their fish and coconut cupcakes are world-renowned, and their cupcakes have gone on to win many baking competitions. If you ring a Mishal's doorbell, good luck getting them to open it. You can never be cooler than a Mishal.

Omg, I just ran into a Mishal today.

You're such a Mishal.

by Aaron Samuels Africa November 25, 2013

whas da dealio, mista potillio!?

What are you doing, Mr. Portillio

Yo, whas da dealio mista potillio!?

by Yo mom December 11, 2003

rookie mistake

Falling in love with a girl prematurely.

"Man! Look at that idiot! He fell for that slut after one night! She totally blew him off!"

"What a fool. It must be his first time with a girl."

"True man. We've all made those rookie mistakes."

by captainc1992 April 7, 2008

Rookie Mistake

The act when someone makes a mistake that is so stupid, he is considered a rookie at it. The person must be called a rookie until the event is forgotten about, which in most cases takes a long time. Sucks for the rookie.

Person 1: Whats a rookie mistake?

Person 2: Thats a rookie mistake for not knowing what a rookie mistake was!

Person 1: Ahh man!

by Im Clever February 24, 2010