Definitions by captainc1992

rookie mistake 

Falling in love with a girl prematurely.

"Man! Look at that idiot! He fell for that slut after one night! She totally blew him off!"

"What a fool. It must be his first time with a girl."

"True man. We've all made those rookie mistakes."

rookie mistake by captainc1992 April 7, 2008

rover 

Sex position where the female lies on her back and puts her legs on the dude's shoulders, while he slams her poon. The dude kneels in front.

Jessica's GSpot was itchy so she begged Alfred to give her rover. Sadly, he died from loss of blood after she scratched the shit out of his back.

rover by captainc1992 January 17, 2008