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Minecraft

A place were 2 little kids can leak and exchange they're nudes.
Sometimes uses the PornHub network, if there are some problems in the *clean* exchange.
HEYYYY, SEND NUDES (Common phrase in Minecraft, believe me)
by MemePussy July 10, 2018
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Minecraft

A game that is better than Minecraft
I love Minecraft
by Minecraft gamer November 7, 2019
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Minecraft

A game where you can jump move around and find diamonds. It is my favorite game and is super sexy. The graphics are phenomenal and have me kising my computer skreen. They have awesome girl friends that will definetly want you. There are awesome mods like the Crawl mod and DM mod.
Girl #1: Wow! This Minecraft game is amazing!
Girl #2: I know right! Even i'm a Minecrafter!
by Minecrafter_123 May 31, 2018
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Minecraft

Minecraft may look like just another survival fantasy RPGmade out of blocks. But when you play it for the first time, you will become “Awakened” you will realize that Minecraft is the escape from the cruel unjust world that humanity has conquered and corrupted. True joy and happiness is within us all, and Minecraft is the keymaster. A world of your own, we’re you can be free and live in harmony with all that’s around you. Including your friends who have also been “Awakended.” First you are building your house and thinking about how your gonna survive the night, next your screaming into the mic because your friend led a creeper inside and blew your house to blocks. And lastly, your sitting on the shore, staring out above the sea at the beutiful square sunset, with your 3 bffs by your side. All the while your thinking, you know...life’s good.
My future Grandson in 2065: “Hey Paw Paw? What is Mine Craft. Our history teacher told us about it at school. He told about the signing of the World Wide Peace treaty and how Minecraft caused it all. He told us stuff about uniting all humanity with this Mine Craft thing and—”
Me: *chuckles*
Grandson: “What is it Paw Paw?”
Me: “Minecraft? *Puffs Smoke* I haven’t heard that name in years...”
by WordWizzard69 October 8, 2019
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Minecraft

A game. Once you play the game your dick gets 13X it's size
Stefanie: Omg did you know John plays Minecraft he probably has a big dick.
by Narwhalbutcool April 24, 2021
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Minecraft

The game that drowned fortnite in a pool of lava somehow. It is also the all holy game thats actually good and doesn’t scam you for money.
Person 1: hey wanna play fortnite?
person2: EW FUCK OFF WITH THAT DEAD CRAP IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
by Yee Yee bruh October 16, 2019
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Minecraft

Minecraft is the game of legends that will NEVER die. Well... it will NEVER DIE TWICE!
Person 1: Hey do you think that Minecraft is dying again?
Person 2: Tf did you just say?
Person 1: I just wanted to know if-
Person 2: *Repeatedly impales Person 1 with their Sharpness V diamond sword
by 69is_funny69 October 27, 2019
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