chocolate malted turtle

When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion

I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick

by Snarf snarf April 30, 2016

Shower-minted

To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.

(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.

by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016

fs melted

what British girls put on their Snapchat story when someone’s doing they’re head in or they’ve missed something

McDonald’s is closed fs melted

by Sk8rshrek March 23, 2019

Cheese melted

A sandwich made in the microwave with 3 pieces of white american cheese on sliced bread, cooked for 32 seconds.. invented by Lori and Marci in the early 1980's

Lori made her best friend Marci a cheese melted for lunch.

by belladeefy May 8, 2020

Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible

1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president

by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020

fucking malted

when someone is high and or intoxicated of organic or natural drugs

Michelle got fucking malted of her plant in her garden

by chamegachell May 1, 2021

Green-miled

When you or someone you love is being Green-miled it can sometimes be hard, yet hilarious to watch. simply put, it is when you're trapped in a conversation with someone who is talking at you. You feel like the dude in the movie of the same name who's mouth is being filled with a thousand angry flies.

Fuck sakes, look at Gary over there getting Green-Miled by that fat cunt Heather again.

by G.Regrets November 25, 2021