miles heizer

a talented netflix actor with a voice so pretty he could make the dictionary sound interesting.

"i recognise that actor, he's miles heizer!"

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Miles Eggworth

The greatest proseggcutor of all time (besides maybe godeggt)

Person 1: Have you played the game Eggs Eggttorney?

Person 2: Yeah, Miles Eggworth is so cool

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Bringing joy

That sweet good morning text brought miles of smiles.

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The distance a motor vehicle can travel on a gallon of gasoline.

My Escort gets 34 miles per gallon.

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A alternative version of miles on earth 42,this version turns out to be the prowler and follows his uncles footsteps after his father's death.

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If Tom Cruise asks you a question about this guy, you're dead!

Tom Cruise: "I'm going to ask you a question about Miles Davis."

You: "Shit..."

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