Nerf Miner

asking for sweaty gay sex

Guy 1: yo you wanna nerf miner?
Guy 2: yeah bet

by DDRon09 March 7, 2022

coal miner

When you take a shit so nasty that the next person to use the bathroom needs to send in a canary first to make sure the air isn't poisonous

I just took a coal miner in the john, you might want to wait a few minutes before you go in or you could choke to death.

On my poop-gas.

by Poopadynitz December 4, 2012

Mineral Water.

Mineral water is the best person ever he is super hot and is slick he will eat u before u could realise.he is the best person ever and is not gay(13.5 inch)

Mineral water.is amazing.
Mineral water:no u ((((((;

by Everyone that ever existed June 6, 2018

Middern

not the southern part of the U.S. not the northern part of the U.S. but the middle part of the U.S.

“What part of the U.S. do you live in”
“I live in the middern part of the U.S.”

by jojoyobro June 30, 2018

midger

a slur for a midget

damn bro i just hate midgers

by amogus jew March 16, 2022

Chilean Miner Rescue

The Chilean Miner Rescue is when a girl (preferably one you know) loses a medium of anal pleasure and her colon collapses. From that moment, it takes seventy days, a few NASA experts and a pipeline to get it out. Optional: for more fun, send provisions daily!

My girlfriend told me she lost a buttplug. It took us seventy days to get it out through a Chilean miner rescue!

by Mike the plug October 25, 2010

carpet miner

A person that mistakenly drops their dope stash on the carpet and then tries to recover it by picking it out with two fingers.

Dennis is being a carpet miner because he was careless with his dope and dropped it on the carpet.

by JoeyBomm July 27, 2020