Puke-O-Meter

Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.
Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.
by Sprinkles The Death Dealer November 24, 2008
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Meter Maid

A fucking cunt who thinks they are doing their city a service, when really they are a bunch of cunty little faggots (in Spirit of Louis Ck) who do nothing but hurt the pockets of tax payers for no reason.... predatory policing
by fghdfgfgfgfgfg April 18, 2023
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47 meters down

Best show everrrr! Watch it like....NOW! What are you waiting for STOP READING THIS ITS ON NETFLIX WATCH IT...sorry enough screaming but you really won’t regret it! Period Pooh.
Watch 47 METERS DOWN it’s a scary shark movie
by 47 meters down April 06, 2020
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Me-O-Meter

A tool that a leader uses to gauge themselves on how many times they use self centric words such as: "I," "Me," or "My." The leader can use Me-O-Meter to determine when they should use more team focused words such as: "We," "Our," and "Us."
Employee: "You're a terrible leader. Using my Me-O-Meter, I noticed that you always use words like " I," and "me." You never mentioned of us busting our asses doing the real work. We are the ones who got you your promotion sir."
Boss: "WTF is a Me-O-Meter?"
Employee: "Fuck you."
by McHesp August 02, 2020
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Newton meters

If Sally sits 5 meters away from the pivot of a seesaw, and has a weight of 600N. The moment is 3000Nm (Newton meters).
by Nonexistent person January 19, 2022
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Dig Meter

A woman who moans progressively louder as you dig in her (degree of penetration). Measured in Digs (d^S-).
Wow she was loud she was really Dig Meter.
by Beesey Churger December 31, 2024
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send-o-meter

The scientific scale to determine the amount which one sends it.

If someone is crazy sendy, they are high on the send-o-meter.
WOWW that dude was mad high on the send-o-meter
by 321sendit March 04, 2022
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