Text Message Breakup

Spineless-small dick-punk-ass-bitch who is forever thereafter referred to as "Dump-Me-Via-Text" and no longer has a name.

In bed with him on a Saturday morning. He jumps up and leaves after sex. She goes back to sleep and wakes up to a missed phone call; no message and a text message breakup. WTF?!?!

by Dumped Via Text October 11, 2011

direct message

A feature on Instagram able to send a picture or message to up to 20 people at once.

Send me a Direct Message saying what you feel about me!

by Damoose October 10, 2014

mixed (text)messages

when a text message can be interpreted in multiple ways according to the sanity level of the receiver. in this instance the person will either interpret the text as an insult or a dilusional compliment.

ryan: tonight was fun

interpretation 1: wow he didn't even use an adjective. just fun. not really fun. not hella fun. not astronomically fun. just fun. he doesn't like me anymore!asshole. i'm going to go slash my wrists.

interpretation 2: he thinks i'm fun! god i knew it! hes in love with me! i might as well start calling him my boyfriend because i think it's apparent: HE WANTS TO FUCK!!!!!

observing friend: wow fuck mixed (text)messages i will call this fucker up and see what hes trying to say

by katie cat :) January 15, 2009

messy

When something is out of control in a good way

This party is messy!

by Beenie April 15, 2003

Message Board

A place on the internet where dorks can call eachother "pretentious" and "psuedo-intellectual".

douchebag 1:you're so pretentious

douchebag 2:that's just the kind of talk I'd expect from a psuedo-intellectual

by idunno? October 3, 2004

Messy

A female who’s fucking multiple dudes in the same or similar circle. She’s always in ever guys face loves attention, and very dramatic. Very low moral standard bottom ah the barrel.

Aye bruh watch that bitch, that hoe messy. I heard she fucking with 3 other dudes and she got a boyfriend. I wouldn’t fuck with it. “word my mans smashed last night.”

by Bigsmith123 October 12, 2019

Messy Kebab

To perform cunnilingual acts upon a lady friend whilst she is in the midst of a period, thus making your face look like you have just indulged in a drunken saucy meat based fast food dish.

I had no idea she had the painters in until the last minute, so I ended up eating a well messy kebab.

by bezzlersbezzler June 24, 2010