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Medic

An insane, German doctor. (Without Medical License.)
The Medic is a character from Valve's game: "Team Fortress 2".

What he lacks in compassion for the sick, respect for human dignity, and any sort of verifiable formal training in medicine, the Medic more than makes up for with a bottomless supply of giant needles and a trembling enthusiasm for plunging them into exposed flesh. Raised in Stuttgart, Germany during an era when the Hippocratic oath had been downgraded to an optional Hippocratic suggestion, the Medic considers healing a generally unintended side effect of satisfying his own morbid curiosity
MEDIC!
by herrmedic27 February 24, 2018
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Medical Examiner

Someone who is medically qualified and investigates deaths occurring under unusual or suspicious circumstances. Often this involves autopsies as well as some investigation similar to a forensics major.
"Didn't you hear? Mariah got her doctorate and became a medical examiner. Now she works in a morgue!"
by Doctor Jacklyn September 30, 2018
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Medical Grifter

A confidence artist that is usually perceived as knowledgeable about any range of subjects merely for earning or adopting the Title of "Doctor", when in reality, they are speaking well outside of their scope of expertise. Most commonly found in; The Entertainment Industry, Politics, New Age Medicine, Chiropractic, and Publishing. Examples include: Dr. Rand Paul, Dr. Mehmet Oz, Doctor Phil, Dr. Drew Pinski.
Dr. Drew, the medical grifter, got censured by the medical board again, he was giving bad advice on television, and may lose his license.
by bentslightly December 26, 2021
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Truman Medical

You get so blacked out drunk or drugged and you wake up in Truman Medical Center.
Was drugged when I went out on Friday the 13th I woke up in Truman Medical Center.
by Montana August 15, 2015
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Social Media Graduation

Social media graduation has several definitions. When someone has evolved past the need for social media. This is often due to factors such as financial stability within the majority of the population. Occasionally this happens towards the end of Rumspringa as a last chance to party before going offline permanently (or at the least, no longer using social media). Social media graduation also happens due to factors of age, and having outgrown social media in some form, even if graduate decides to continue to use other social media. When social media graduation happens, online & offline celebrations are common, often happening at the same time. Strictly offline celebrations are common as well. This sort of event can cause paradoxical feelings of intense joy, sadness, loss of friendships, and strengthening of existing ones. It can be as important to some people as a high school, college or university graduation, depending on their background & culture.

Synonymous terms include, but are not limited to: Social networking graduation, insert website and / or app here graduation, internet graduation, social media retirement. This is not that same as quitting social media out of frustration, or a social media break.
example 1: the young man's social media graduation party before returning to The Amish Community was a welcome one. All of his new friends had a chance to say proper goodbyes, and plans to visit him & his community were made.

Example 2: Having outgrown the app, and wanting an excuse to have fun, the young lady threw a TikTok graduation party complete with a shocking ceremony to keep her legendary status.

Example 3: Being too busy for Facebook, they graduated from social media. They exchanged phone numbers, and mentioned their frequent hangouts to friends. They had a few drinks to celebrate with coworkers on a lunch break.

Example 4: Due to factors of aging, but wanting to quit social media, we threw a social media graduation party for our grandmother instead. She was much happier this was, and loved ones were more understanding.
by CorpseGrinder5000Returns January 13, 2022
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Jew Media

Media produced by Jews. Books by Jewish authors, TV shows and films made by Jewish producers, radio programs with Jewish hosts etc.
The Jew media sure does seem to push the blonde girl/black guy thing a lot.

What are you talking about Jewish people all work in agriculture and resource extraction. None of them work in media and entertainment...and if they did the last thing they would promote are blonde girl/black guy couples, Jews hate seeing that.
by Canviale January 16, 2023
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Design for Media

A class that is taken by most students in the art college at Drexel University. It is a class that is mostly useless and gives out a lot of pointless and boring work to explain a fairly simple concept. The professors are forced to hand out this mindless work done by hand so that there is some fine art done before finishing it digitally. Sometimes projects have a fine art part that makes no sense as to why it exists because it could be easily done digitally. Most students dislike this series of classes because of the tedious and mind-numbing work that is usually unnecessary.
My Design for Media professor is such a tool!

My Design class is such a waste of my time!
by Dsgn_Sks March 20, 2010
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