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Matt

A POLITICAL VERSION OF A Karen/"Ian

A Matt is a political staffer who engages in partisan attacks on opposition using gaslighting, doxing, and misdirection while never speaking to their own party policy or position.
That matt doxed that citizen because he pointed out she was just gaslighting the public and couldn't defend his party's policy.
by Dale.Oldman May 21, 2020
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A person who takes 1 hour in the toilet taking a shit.
Me: That person is such a Matt.
by mariisdumbaf November 28, 2020
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A stupid fucking potato. Actually is smart but still really stupid. Lives in a tiny cave. He has the big gay.
Matt is a potato.
by GodSlasher April 10, 2019
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A "Matt" is a human being who knows very little about how blogging works. He continues to adamantly portray the knowledge of a great Web Developer, but tends to need help those around him. His hobbies include collecting black & white paintings of gun parts, cheerleading, and space travel. He can usually be seen in noisy neighborhoods with lots of trains passing by.
I'll schedule a call for you and I Matt to go over this setup.
by dbpan April 2, 2020
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Such cool UwU
Matt is the best and he is a furry (REAL NOT FAKE) 😆😆🤤🤤

Nevrr trust him, he jiggles his bobs in ur face if you try and talk to him....its so weird.
"Hey matt"
"Kys"
"*blocks u bc ur a furry*"
by snifflebeardfrog August 1, 2021
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Usually one of the greatest boys you will ever meet. Matt’s draw in everybody with their big blue eyes, fluffy black hair and charming looks. If you have a Matt, you should consider yourself lucky and never let him go, ever. Matt’s are one of the most caring, loving, beautiful minded people you will ever meet. Sometimes he can be a pain, but most of the time you will absolutely love him regardless. No matter how many fights you get into you will always make up with a Matt, because you won’t be able to afford to lose them. Once you meet a Matt, you wont be able to remember what life was like without them. They light up every room and bring a smile to everybody’s face. You know and he knows that all the girls want a Matt and all the boys want to be a Matt. Only lucky people are good friends with a Matt, so never let them go. They are probably the best thing that has ever happened to you.
“Matt just broke up with me!”
That sucks, you’ll never find another like him.”
by kkkrissiexx November 15, 2019
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Edl for life loved by all whites and is a skinhead
Matt is cute af
by Marcusfeedskids January 18, 2021
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