phone masterbator

A sex freak who leaves a voice mail message about having sex while masterbating.

I can't believe that guy did that to you. Isn't there a phone masterbator law?

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

Meat masher

A meat masher is a particularly hard erection when a man wants to mate with another person

I've got a real meat masher on

by qawsed123 April 14, 2011

masterbation

getting off

jacking off

by henry chhum March 7, 2003

masterblade

Sport: short for the activity otherwise referred to as "aggressive inline skating" or "extreme skating". Incorporates grinding, launching, spinning and other tricks performed using inline skates. Involves a mastery of skating.

Ben tries to masterblade every day. He went to the skatepark this afternoon and did some masterblading by grinding rails, doing airs, flips and spins.

by drrty byl February 27, 2008

Masterbae

Term used to describe you dominant hand as your significant other. The masterbae will never leave you.

Guy 1: Man, I'm sorry Gina left you.
Guy2: It's OK, I still have the masterbae.

by Tibber April 29, 2015

Masterbateing

bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank

I caught her masterbateing and her dildo was in the other hand wiggling around with cum all over it while she was still playing with herself with the other hand I'm not gonna lie I started walking off she was moaning and cumming and then she had said my name and I came all on the floor that's when she turned around she knew I was there she laughed at me and told me to get the fuck out

by Air_jordan23 March 9, 2020

Banana Masher

1. A phrase used to determine the weight and value of a persons intellect through the scope of their ability to mash a given amount of bananas within a given time.

2. Commonly used in the event of a person doing something which is obscene and repulsive.

3. Conor.

"Why are you such a banana masher?!"

by Capt. Jezebel Starion September 26, 2005