Not me, was Maria used when you’re best friend negates a sense of pleasure from sending you obscenities of which you send onto your peers whom are horrified and reprimand you, but in your defence, you retort -Not me, was Maria. Whereby your innocence is restored and equilibrium regained as of course it wasn’t me, but Maria.
Friend “What the hell clare, I will never be able to unsee that gigantic penis now”
Me: “notmewasmaria”
Friend “What the hell clare, I will never be able to unsee that gigantic penis now”
Me: “notmewasmaria”
Friend: eyes intent on screen and face drops in horror watching the gigantic penis sway back and forth in rocking motion, shocked, marika replies what the hell Clare? To which I say, it’s not me, was Maria.
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"Sup"
"Do you wanta hang later?"
"Sure Why?"
"Cause my life is pointless without your happiness and smile!"
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