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Old Marble Statue

When a man ties a girl to a chair and then pours a bag of semen that he has collected all over her face and body. Then he leaves her in a closet to let the semen dry. Then, if executed correctly, the girl should resemble an old marble statue.
"Ah man I have been saving this bag of semen for so long. I can't wait to do the Old Marble Statue with my girl."

"Just remember not to leave her in the closet for too long because then she will start to turn yellow and the majesticness of the marble statue is ruined."
by diarrhea mouth? January 5, 2010
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marblehead

very rich, seaside town. Lots of pretty people. REALLYBORING
the OC of the east coast is marblehead
by asdf asdf November 15, 2005
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marble gargler

someone who performs fellatio. as an insult, similar to "cocksucker". another way of calling a dude gay.
"hey, dude"

"hey, what's up, marble gargler"
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marblecargirl

A sweet ass honey that loves hockey and tequila.
Check out marblecargirl, she's a sweet ass honey
by Jawanaman August 19, 2007
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marble town

Wazim bewailed in marble town over his poundrel
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Marc Lamont Hill

Marc Lamont Hill is a professor at the ultra-liberal Columbia University, and has been compared to Al Sharpton. He often appears on Fox News and The O'Reilly Factor to express his delusional views. He is know to play the race card at random points in a conversation, even if there is obviously no such card to be played.

It is important to first note, that Marc Lamont Hill does not live in the universe as we know it. He lives in an alternate reality, called Marc Lamont Hill world, where the logic he uses only makes sense to him. This makes it very hard to have a real conversation with him, because no one else can understand his arguments.

One example of this logic was displayed on a recent appearance on the O'Reilly Factor, where Mr. Hill came to the conclusion that the majority of senior citizens at a town hall health care meeting in Pennsylvania are racist. His logic went like this. Segregation existed 60 years ago, the senior citizens were alive during that time period, therefore they are racist. But Mr. Hill went on to try to provide evidence for this insane claim, by stating that Pennsylvania had voted Republican for most fo the last forty years. Apparently, in Marc Lamont Hill world, while the democrat party was running on taking care of the little guy, the Republican party was running on the abolishment of civil rights.

Speaking of civil rights, in one of the great "I'm about to totally pull this out of my ass" moments on tv, Mr. Hill stated that over 20% of white Americans are against civil rights. (The actual quote was, "Let's say that 20% of white Americans oppose civil rights, even though that's not true it's much larger.") Knowing what we know about Mr. Hill's beliefs, it's probably safe to say that in Marc Lamont Hill World, the actual percentage he's talking about is probably close to 100%.

In Marc Lamont Hill world, there are different definitions to words than we are aware of. For example, Mr. Hill stated that if you call Obama a socialist, you are smuggling in white supremacist and racist views. However, words can change meaning based on the race of the person you are talking about. True to form, Marc started playing the race card when former President George W. Bush, in an interview with Neil Cavuto, had the audacity to call Obama "articulate." In Marc Lamont Hill world, when Bush called Obama "articulate" what he in fact meant was, "Wow, I'm surprised a stupid (n-word) like you is able to form a complete sentence."
Joe: Bob, I just found out I'm a white supremacist.

Bob: Why's that?

Joe: Because I think Obama's a socialist, and Marc Lamont Hill says that makes me a white supremacist.

Bob: Well thank god I don't think Obama's a socialist.

Joe: Oh no, you're a racist too.

Bob: Why?

Joe: Because you're old.

Bob: Damnit.

Steve: Guys, don't worry about it, he lives in Marc Lamont Hill world.

Joe and Bob: Phew.
by soxxfan9824 August 23, 2009
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Marblehead High School

Marblehead High School is a school with a stupid curriculum and a board that does not care about students' education. They place learning about synthetic division over learning about how the economy and banks work. The school won't purchase new toner for the copiers, so teachers are left without copies of note outlines for students. People in Marblehead pay property taxes/taxes that should go to the school system, yet it does not seem like that is happening. Marblehead is rated as a good school system, but it is surprising.
Adult: What are you learning in school?
Student: Synthetic division
Adult: Oh, you must go to Marblehead High School. I've never heard of that in my entire life, and I am a manager of a very successful company!
by SummerTravel June 5, 2011
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