Peyton Manning

1) NFL Quarterback that often chokes in the playoffs. Some losers think he is better than Brady who has been very successful in the playoffs.
2) cocksucker
3) fag

Doesn't that cock-sucking fag look like manning.. wait, he is Peyton Manning!!

by bradyrules January 18, 2010

eli manning

aka Eli "I Want My Mommy" Manning. A semi talented quarterback who did not wean off his mothers teat until he turned 22 years old. Also dependent on his father to make decisions for him. Not to mention he cannot own up to his own mistakes.

Guy 1: Man, I don't know what to do? I don't know how to face my girlfriend and tell her I don't want to be with her anymore?
Guy 2: Why don't you ask your dad to break up with your girl for you?
Guy 1: Great idea, dude! I am so gonna pull off an Eli Manning!

by ghosthunter September 29, 2005

Mandingoed

To get mandingoed is to get hit in the balls.

It works off of the term 'mandingo' to mean somebody with a huge penis and also the type of fighting portrayed in the film 'Django Unchained'.

Ouch, my balls. Dan just mandingoed me.

There goes my chances of having kids, I got just mandingoed

by Keggerz February 13, 2013

Mandingled

Getting white-boy wasted.

'Ahh Jack im getting so fucking mandingled tonight brah!'

by JackTaylorLovesDingles January 12, 2014

Mandingus

Male african with small penis

Look at that mandingus

by Nubmanjones May 15, 2018

Mainting

Where a man paints with his taint.

" what the hell are you doing Nathen"
"Mainting your mom"

by Devon T December 12, 2018

Wal-Marting

2. Shopping at Wal-Mart

I need to go Wal-Marting and get some things.

by New English December 20, 2008