mankle

verb, adjective, noun

1) To be a 'little off' or queerish.
2) A gay sausage.
3) To physically rape, toss or demolish someone/something.

Today I saw ben stumbling around with his gay lover. What a mankle.

I mankled his candy ass today for trying to steal money from me.

by Jake Vern August 4, 2006

mank

a scumbag manchester united fan, most probably based around londen, sussex and the south east of england. not a true supported tries to folow a crowd and most probably doesnt like football.

that person is not a real football fan he just supports a team because theyre winning, fucking mank!

by almay May 2, 2005

Mankey

Something that is crazy, unique, abnormal or unreal.

Yo that guy's going mankey!

by O_J_A December 7, 2010

mank

A complete loser

That mank just stole my last beer!

by bk January 6, 2007

Mank

Midnight Wank

Midnight + Wank = Mank

oooo look, im wanking and its midnight, this must mean im having a good MANK

by Ewan Marshall-Harries July 14, 2006

mankle

verb, adjective, noun

1) To be a 'little off' or queerish.
2) A gay sausage.
3) To physically rape, toss or demolish someone/something.

Today I saw ben stumbling around with his gay lover. What a mankle.

I mankled his candy ass today for trying to steal money from me.

by Jake Vern August 4, 2006

mank

Fanny. The female sex bit. Minge or twat. Spasm chasm. Usually a derogertry term.

That bird i pulled had a proper janky mank!. Or, go and have a bath 'coz your mank stinks.

by freebirdone May 23, 2006