maghera

town in northern ireland where incest is recomended

maghera: incest is best

by jmanly March 8, 2009

fat chick magnet

An intoxicated male whom becomes the target of seduction by fat chicks, who are used to only getting laid with inebriated men or guys down on their luck.

"Johnson never gets the hot chicks because he always manages to put on beer goggles and let a fat chick blow him. He's a real fat chick magnet."

by Michaelson March 3, 2008

Bipolar Magnetic Reversal Theory

Relating to two poles that are exhibiting magnetism, but the magnetic field is going in an opposite direction than normal and it theory that even Einstein has proven it happens on the Days of the Lunar Solar Eclipse and also when the planets align.

Dustin Luke Crocker is the creator of the Bipolar Magnetic Reversal Theory!!!!!!!

by DustyCracker2099 November 19, 2018

Magnetity

A person's draw or mechanical attraction to another person

Lindsay couldn't help but be near John; as her magnetity towards him was heightened from not seeing him in the past few days.

by JDub55 April 23, 2011

girl magnet

A boy that constantly attracts many girls, such as Jacob.

ex, "Jacob's such a girl magnet!"

by glacier.04 November 19, 2017

chick magnet

A chick magnet is a young male possessing of an exquisitely appealing physique far superior to that of any other man. The chick magnet is legendary for his notoriety for sexually arousing any woman with his mere presence and afterwards women tend to return to the privacy of their chambers to secretly abuse themselves to relieve themselves from the sexual tension incurred by meeting with the chick magnet. A chick magnet has been known to awaken sexuality in women and ladies have been known to go crazy from the arousal. A chick magnet is slick, witty, smart, funny and irresistable to women. He is the last hope of women who have developed a taste for vagina. He has been known to convert rugmunchers back to being good women. The chick magnet is the epitome of manhood.

Armed with his dreamy hazelnut brown eyes and his tantalizing forget-me-not smile Tropical James truly is the perfection of manhood. It is no wonder that girls shamelessly wet themselves upon sight of this notorious chick magnet. Tropical James is a hunky stallion.

by Bianca Caldwell August 31, 2008

Mrs. Mannerless

An asshole, especially an old asshole, who’s insanely rude to everyone and then bitches and lectures about how no has any manners these days.

“I’ve been on hold for three fucking minutes! In my day, we knew how to say sir and ma’am and not keep people waiting all day for a simple answer, you mongoloid sonofabitch! Now get me to someone who speaks real fucking English...damn Spics...and don’t put me on hold!” said the cranky 90 year old Mrs. Mannerless to a customer service rep.

Mrs. Mannerless felt the need to lecture the cashier on the proper way to greet a customer, ring up items, and bag groceries in a 23 minute long obscenity laden rant which included her spraying thick globs of menthol stinking spit all over register 10 during her more animated moments.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008