magic

My other answer to everything.

Peson: How... did you get up there?
Me: Magic
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Person: HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND THAT?
Me: Magic
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Teacher: How did you get a perfect score on the test? You're either sleeping or talking in class and you've never ONCE done your homework.
Me: Magic.
Teacher:...
Me: What did you want me to say? Brain steroids??

by Violetownz January 18, 2008

Billy Madison

Clearly the most hilarious and awesome movie/character of all time. Hildada and Ianan are the bestest for knowing this.

The most memorable and funniest quotes from Billy Madison are:
-You ain't cool ... unless you pee your pants.
-I'll tumble for ya!
-It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here! Call the zoo!
-Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap.
-You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!
-Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ooooh, back to school, back to school, back to school ...
-Well, maybe if you told me there were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you
-Chlorophyll? More like bore-ophyll!!
-Billy likes to drink soda ... Miss Lippy's car is green
-T-t-t-today Junior!!
-Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better, I leave the hair silky and smooth!
-Stop looking at me swan!
-Dad, do we have to do this with Captain Dipshit here?
-I drew the duck blue because I had never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you I just wanted to see a blue duck

by Hilda April 20, 2006

magical poop

A magical poop occurs when one poops, wipes, and realizes that they are still totally clean.

I totally had a magical poop last night. I only had to wipe once!

by joesc September 7, 2013

Magic Conch (Sex Position)

You have you'r lover sit on the bed and pull on her nipple and look deep into her vagina and ask "Oh magic conch shell may i insert my penis into her vagina", and if it respond's with "yes" then you may but if it respond's with "No" then get the will forever remain a virgin.

Oh Magic Conch (Sex Position) could i eat this super delicous ass ?

"yes"

"OH BOY!".

by Faeiju October 12, 2019

Madisen

Madisen is the best girl you will ever meet she is the best in bed she has the best damn ass you’ve ever seen she has the best body and beautiful skin you wish you could be like her she has an amazing personality and she can light up a room with her smile if you think she doesn’t want to kiss you you’re wrong she also has a wonderful personality like no other and she loves her friends and her family you wish you could be like her

Jacob:who is that?
Harrison:That’s Madisen and she’s way out of your league

by Hit up October 20, 2019

spit magic

To really flirt or hit on a girl

Peyton is spitting magic at Hannah

David go spit magic at Mercedes

Zach spit his magic all over Vania like a wizard

by Papa Pimp Mcnasty December 26, 2010

Magic Jack

The art of performing oral sex or a hand-job to sleeping man without causing him to wake. A proper magic jack should involve clean-up as well, leaving the reciepient all but unknowing of the night's transgressions.

I woke up feeling great this morning, even after 16 Budweisers and a handle of Beam. On cloud nine all day, couldn't figure it out. Then my girl told me she magic jacked me after I passed out last night! Mystery solved!

by Beatsauce June 5, 2009