magic video tape

This is the VHS tape that was miraculously found by US troops in Afghanistan which contained an alleged confession by Osama bin Laden to be the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks. He previously denied involvement so it was fortuitous that this tape was found in a country the size of Texas. The man in the video tape does not really look like bin Laden but the media has failed to point this out.

Bush's case against al Quaeda was shaky until they found the magic video tape.

by Kopernikus August 5, 2010

magic shrooms

A mushroom which contains the chemical Psyloscibin (Spelling) and will cause you to trip balls and see some sweet shit.

Dude pass over those magic shrooms, im a get tore-up!

by Jared Bishop June 16, 2004

magic dick ruler

The imaginary measuring device guys in personal ads use to measure their penises. The MDR adds anywhere from 2 to 5 inches to the length of a penis.

Ad-reader: "Wow! This guy has 10 inches! Check out this ad!"
Friend: "Maybe if you're measuring with the magic dick ruler..."

by Edo Alonge January 23, 2008

magic brownie

Any type of brownie cooked with Cannabis butter (Cannabutter) in lieu of standard butter. The brownie is eaten, usually before smoking a joint or blunt, and produces a much slower acting but often far more intense high than would be achieved through smoking the Cannabis flowers (bud).

"I just eat a couple magic brownies before I smoke a joint, so that as the high from the joint finishes, the high from the brownies begins..."

by Pitchblende June 26, 2005

magic stick

It's a penis that is amazingly great.....u can do whatever person u want to...because it is so perfect!

Magic Stick
- 50 Cent & Lil' Kim

by Lacali12 March 19, 2003

Magic Word

Something you didn't say

Dennis Nedry: Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word!

by j5689 January 4, 2011

magic cup holder

Using a magic cup holder is to throw garbage out of your car window.

Child - "Isn't there anywhere to put trash in your car?"
Grandpa - "Yup give it here. I'll put it in my magic cup holder"
*grandpa throws trash out the window*
Child - "Where did it go??"
Grandpa - "Magic!"

by 403forbidden January 23, 2015