This is a simplified combination of undertaking a "major chore", typically a significant effort involving an undesirable tasks.
"My parents said I had to organize the toys from the basement, and get rid of things we don't play with anymore. What a damn machority for a weekend."
by Gov77 December 22, 2023
Get the machority mug.The last name in a lineage of greats. These people are more than mere mortals. They are gods, divine beings of power that could overthrow countries, and bring regimes crumbling to the ground in a matter of hours. But no, they have more important things to do in life.
The beauty of even only one Machuga is enough to make anyone go blind at the first sight. Machugas’ are blessed with strength and talents far beyond the capabilities of even what a simple human mind can conjure into thought. Merely being on the same continent as a Machuga is enough to make you start feeling the effects almost immediately.
If you ever meet a Machuga, consider yourself lucky. You have just met the most impeccable person you have ever, or will ever meet. If you manage to become friends with one, you are safe from all harm throughout perpetuity for as long as you shall live.
NEVER!!! Underestimate a Machuga. Even the smallest of the bunch is capable of eradicating every fiber of your being.
The beauty of even only one Machuga is enough to make anyone go blind at the first sight. Machugas’ are blessed with strength and talents far beyond the capabilities of even what a simple human mind can conjure into thought. Merely being on the same continent as a Machuga is enough to make you start feeling the effects almost immediately.
If you ever meet a Machuga, consider yourself lucky. You have just met the most impeccable person you have ever, or will ever meet. If you manage to become friends with one, you are safe from all harm throughout perpetuity for as long as you shall live.
NEVER!!! Underestimate a Machuga. Even the smallest of the bunch is capable of eradicating every fiber of your being.
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Get the machotacoicecreamman mug.Macho Nut
(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.
This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.
To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.
This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.
To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
Example:
“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
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Get the Machonnaise mug.A peak sexual encounter of legendary, perhaps bucket list proportion. The sort of infamous accomplishment that you look forward to casually dropping into any "what's the craziest...?" conversation to elicit the expected "NO. F-ING. WAY."
Examples: hooking up with a top-level rockstar/athlete, mile-high club with a total stranger, a mother-daughter threesome.
Examples: hooking up with a top-level rockstar/athlete, mile-high club with a total stranger, a mother-daughter threesome.
"I know he's always been a manwhore, but I swear this time I think he may have Machu Picchu'd! Twins!"
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