Slut-Mutt

A very permiscuous girl (slut) who also has a very bitchy attitude. (bitch=mutt).

That girl I just met from the bar totally wanted to blow me but I could deal with her bitchy personality anymore, damn slut-mutt.

by MistahBradshaw August 30, 2010

Muttonstache

a mustache that is grown to connect to your muttonchops.

the muttonstache is absolutley the coolest fucking thing on the planet.

by canadasucks400 September 28, 2009

mutually assured

Normally heard in the context of `mutually assured destruction`; when something is mutually assured, it is guaranteed to happen to both parties involved. This phrase is normally linked to discussions involving nuclear weapons, where `mutually assured destruction` means that we are all guaranteed to die.

Hindsight is always 20-20
But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy
Speak of mutually assured destruction?
Nice story...tell it to Reader's Digest!

- Megadeth, _Sweating Bullets_

by Wingchild September 13, 2003

Muttnol

The cheaper, faster working Rohypnol alternative. Used mainly by the obese, the hideously ugly and the elderly to get the shag from a girl who didn't know she wanted it.

The name is derived from the creator, ingenious chemist, Mutt.

Moj: Got it on with my 14 year old niece yesterday!

Tony: Good effort mate! How did you make her say yes?

Moj: You don't need consent when you've got Muttnol!

by Jonezy_14 January 20, 2007

mute the fuck up

nicer way to say "shut the fuck up!" but towards your various electronical devices.

Mute the fuck up TV!!! I can't hear my iphone!!!!

by greymamba September 15, 2010

mutual fistpump

when you fist pump in one motion. Not bending the wrist and elbow but keeping ur arm in an L shape and moving it side to side. This can also be described as a "soft fistpump"

guy 1- "Dude we were mutual fistpumping so hardcore at the club last night."guy 2- "Dude thats legit."

by vapanther October 6, 2010

mutjo

A mutual masturbation session between multiple straight guys who aren't homosexual.

**You have join #apu - Assholes, Perverts and Underachievers
<Chris> Who down to mutjo
<Rash> ofc, str8 only. I aint no fag.
<SATS> No doubt.

by JohnnyFleekins September 24, 2016