Molly Mufflers 

two small earphone type things that are to be placed in the ears to muffle out the sound of the cockatoo circling, cackling, "hey boss!", woman in your office!

Here she comes, everybody put in your molly mufflers!

Molly Mufflers by foshizzlemynizzle1234 May 21, 2011

muffle pie

When a guy or a girl eats out a female's hairy vagina. this can voluntary or involuntary.

Minerva: Im going to give you a mufffle pie whether you like it or not.

Alex: I had some of her muffle pie last night. ;D

muffle pie by Teh Evil Doctuh's January 25, 2012

muffless man

Man who gets no muff

Derek gets no muff thusly he is the muffless man.

Do you know the mufflessman? The muffless man, the muffless man? Oh do you know the muffless man? He never gets the vag.

muffless man by olleitiv December 20, 2013

muffle butter 

When you pull your cock out of an ass and you stick it in that persons mouth the liquid that forms from the act of blowing creates a tan substance and the blower makes a muffled sound due to having their mouth full.

My girlfriend came home with muffle butter on her breath...that hoe.

Jacqui tried to talk but she had a mouth full of muffle butter.

muffle butter by Jaxtastic October 1, 2015

Muffery 

Craving for some pussy. Usually a constant craving whereby one simply cannot get enough.

I’m walking muffery today braaaahhhh.

Internet porn helps but doesn’t satisfy my muffery.

Ashley gots the muffery.

Muffery by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

savagely muffled 

Being savagely muffled indicates you are a male who has recieved some very hot and/or rough sex.

Female who is in the know: You look tired. Why are you so tired? *giggles*

Male: *long pause* ..."Because I was savagely muffled last night."

savagely muffled by mystical777girl November 21, 2010

Smuffle Muffle Cruffle Truffle.

A Big Delcious, Mighty Juicy Huge in Yo Mouth, Tasty Yummy, Mouth Watering, Jaw Dropping, Eye Popping Booty Sloppin.. . . BOOOTY!

Kim Kardashian Is NOTHING NEAR a Smuffle muffle Cruffle truffle.

Smuffle Muffle Cruffle Truffle. by Big Daddy Smuffle Truffle. November 21, 2011