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mind the gap

A phrase exclaimed when spotting a woman in a bikini or tight-fighting pants who has a particularly noticeable thigh gap--the space between her inner thighs, directly below her pussy.

Thigh gaps are measured in male fingers, as in the number of fingers you could fit into the thigh gap. "Mind the gap" exclamations should be reserved for thigh-gaps of no fewer than four or five fingers.

Thigh gaps of this severity mostly happen to anorexics or girls whose thighs have been freakishly separated from being ploughed.

The phrase itself is derived from an announcement stated over the PA's on the London tubes (subway), which says in full "Mind the gap between the train and the platform."
-Mind the gap! Megan Fox's thighs are so fucking sexy.
by Embarrassed by my fellow Yanks October 27, 2011
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Mind Buggling

"That's absolutely mind buggling."
by Ozymandias4 April 11, 2009
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Mind Raped

When someone who is smart talks to you and you respond but after that point you cant remember where you are and are lost until that person shuts the fuck up.
Guy1:huh where am i,what the fuck happened?!
Guy2: haha you have been mind raped, if you can even remember what it was that did it, ill give u a cookie
by Sychotic June 10, 2009
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Mind Fuckery

A term used to describe the presence of mind fucking.
I love movies like Saw and Cube, there is just so much mind fuckery!
by Tapek January 3, 2009
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mind of mencia

The television show created by the most arrogant fuckwad that comedy central could find. The fact that this show is still running confirms that America has no chance for survival and deserves to be taken over by China. Carlos mencia"not even his real name" is by far the most simple minded ignorant piece of human shit that should have been aborted. His comedy could best be described as shock humor that is neither humorous,nor shocking. He is famous for "voicing his opinion" which he thinks makes him a better American than everyone else. Voicing an opinion is a right, but spreading ignorace to everyone who watches this shitty show should be illegal.
Everytime I watch mind of mencia, i think of how great the world will be after this dumb shit dies.
by thefuckingtruth July 17, 2009
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mind-bottling

(a play on words of: mind-boggling)

when you have so many thoughts trapped inside your head, like in a bottle.
::watching football::

guy 1: dude! did you just see that crazy play!
guy 2: yeah it was mind-bottling!!!
by Meghan Lepinski May 6, 2007
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mind scrambler

Giving a girl 7 orgasms in under 5 minutes causing her mind to become jumbled (scrambled)
Results in an inability to walk, move or think clearly for a few minutes
(after sex)
J: "My mind feels all scrambled"
"That's because I gave you a mind scrambler"
by zgz August 23, 2008
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