by blahblahblahx4 October 12, 2008
The guy that created HiveMind bot for Natural Selection. He likes the cock just a bit too much. A Maximus Karl Obesius gains his 'Maximus' from longs hours in front of the computer and the 'Obesius' from the fat he gets from the long hours.
Fuckin hell that guy was such a Maximus Karl Obesius, he was sooooooooo fat he would've jumped at a muffin.
by Conrad Phillips October 29, 2004
by honneamise April 10, 2018
The T-Rex of all dildos. The prophecy is said that such a dildo still exists to mankind today. This dildo is said to be "Harder to find than the holy grail". In order to obtain it one must join the gay mafia and pass through the initiation of sucking Satans thorny cock.
person 1: hey man wanna go find the Rectillious Dildous Maximus?
person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!
person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!
by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010
The extent to which a fellow pot smoker is so ripped he can't function in everyday society, thus the medically coined term "ripped-us maximus".
Cane: Dude your fucking drooling on yourself.
Marley: Eh, im fucking super-stoned!
Cane: I believe you are medically defined as ripped-us maximus!
Marley: Sweet!
Marley: Eh, im fucking super-stoned!
Cane: I believe you are medically defined as ripped-us maximus!
Marley: Sweet!
by Hooblunt May 06, 2007
A man who tries too hard to attract women. He is strong and masculine and ladies like him but he always spoils the mood with his high expectations, egotism and general vulgarity.
Hey Janey, stay away from that guy, I spoke to him for like 5 mins and he hinted about sex, he's a maximus desperadius verillias!
by Steven Bell March 03, 2008
The word "Yeetus Maximus Cheese" means to yeet something whilst inside of a fetus as far as possible, at max strength and velocity, that is also covered in cheese. This word originated from around 6969BCE, thought to be invented by Jeff Bezos before he evolved into a human looking lizard.
Eg:
person threw the cheese covered fetus very far.
another person "woah that was a really good yeetus maximus cheese!"
person threw the cheese covered fetus very far.
another person "woah that was a really good yeetus maximus cheese!"
by Yeetus maximus cheese February 08, 2021