Mars Eyes

when your eyes get super red and bloodshot from smoking marijuana.

smoker 1: dude how are my eyes?
smoker 2: man you've got mars eyes! ahaha better got some eye drops.

by so.be.it13 March 7, 2011

Mars Patel

Mars Patel is a podcast which right now i am listening to it with my class :) 10:33 AM. On June 13 hehe its now 10:34

Me: Have you guys heard of mars patel?
Class: Yes we have literally listened to it together today.
Kumalala: Kumalala Kumala Savesta
Me: KUMALALA?!
Class: this is not related to Mars patel at all
Hitler: Stfu

by SomeoneUdontknow1029 June 13, 2023

mars bar

black man in a sleeping bag!

TranTheMan - "What do you call a blackman in a sleeping bar?"
EdTheNed - "i dunno"
TranTheMan - "a mars bar"

by purple_FANNY May 13, 2007

mars rover

The mars rover's lineage can be traced back to Earthling settlers on the planet Mars, who allowed their pet 'dogs' to cross-breed with the local wild-life. This eventually became known as the mars rover.

God-damn mars rover! Shat on the carpet and won't stop roaring and flailing his tentacles!

by bluntpencil2001 April 26, 2005

Mars Bars

Another word for Fudge, when you want to swear but don't want to make it obvious.
Trust me, it confuses people.

Oh, Mars Bars !
She freaking stood on my foot wearing high heels !

by Ditz.xx January 23, 2009

Mars Bar Toastie

Named after the delicious dessert from the Squealing Pig in Boston, MA, this deviant sex act requires two people who engage in any form of sexual intercourse in a tanning bed, and then proceed to defecate in said tanning bed.

Yo dawg, imma call up Shirley and we are gunna drop sick mars bar toasties at Campus Tan.

by Josh Lundgren April 26, 2006

Mars Volta

Dull, overwrought, pretentious crap. An incredibly overrated "prog" band, its just noise that useless teenages praise as experimental genius.

"The general Mars Volta strategy is to inundate us with so much horrible noise that anything with half a tune stands out as pure glory"

by Stark January 1, 2006