Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt
by BruhsandBruhdettes January 14, 2020
Neighborhood guy, bearded, knows a little about lawn care and home improvement. Knows everything about the Blackstone grill in a kind neighborly way.
by Eyenstein May 31, 2022
When you wake up with a truly impressive erection, but you're far too tired to tackle that morning wood.
by MrTastie November 16, 2016
When you run into a Halloween party with a pre determined person and grab a bottle of pink Whitney. Then you smash it like an axe on their head and yell, “lumberjack!”. Then you sprint out the house screaming.
by Billyyyyymple8292 June 13, 2024
When you release your bowels into someone else's gaping hole, and they proceed to flip over and do it vice versa.
by Joe Dirtiest April 25, 2021
Placing a woman on all fours while one man enters from the doggy position and the other man enters her mouth
James and I were lumberjacking Sara last night and it was the best! We had her on all fours and I was going at her from the back and James was getting head.
by James’s friend October 14, 2022
The act of coitus involving two males and a female, a similar position to “The Eiffel Tower”, except when one male thrusts, the other pulls back, forming a perfect ‘sawing’ motion
Bro, we were lumberjacking Staceys mum so hard last night aye... dick is feeling a little saw though
by Pxstie January 11, 2020