lapping valves

Lapping valves is how people attempt to save money on a valve job and kill power at the same time.

I'm to cheap to go to a machine shop so I'm lapping valves myself.

by Machinist Rick March 14, 2025

Lappy Meal

Slang for eating pussy.

Eat that pussy like a happy meal, that’s called Lappy Meal.

by CustomHydroGaming January 27, 2026

Lapper Colony

An isolated community for the quarantining and treatment of Lappers--men suffering from never-ending urge to perform cunnilingus.

He is a Lapper from way back-in-the day...at some point it was so bad, he was committed to a Lapper Colony

by joeydnewyork May 13, 2025

Lapping

When a dog repeatedly licks or licks at an object.

Dusty was just lapping at the water

by The dog down the street July 9, 2025

Lapp dance

n. Exuberant robust freeform body movements displayed by the Sami, the indigenous people of Finland, when they celebrate a wedding, commemorate the death of a loved one, or when their country enjoys a rare international victory in a sport that inevitably involves frozen water in one form or another.

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Coming you to the club house tonight for the match watching? Plenty of reindeer stuffed busty blausen lady folk and a gooden chancen of a Lapp dance.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2026

larpusate

The term Larpusate suggests to the action of accusing a person of larping or being a larper

what? did you just larpusate me? he just larpusated me. how do i get larpusated by a larper!

by ccomitx January 23, 2026

Female Lapper

Used as a verb, it is a highly erotic act of pleasure performed for a single male by two shorties frequenting an adult entertainment establishment. It involves a wilingness on the parts of all parties to enter a state of shangri-la while being serviced by the staff.

"Hey Laura and Kristin, lets go get us some pooty-tang and show Matt the real meaning of female lapper!

by LOVE2LAP February 18, 2005