nudie lap

A party game where you have to run a lap completely naked around the neighborhood or whatever area you're in. This usually is a punishment for something, like being shut out in beer die for example.
"Alright the losing team of this boat race has to do a nudie lap around the neighborhood."
by MF Star Boy July 02, 2020
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urethra lapping

a female licking the urethra of a penis to generate more semen which can be an antidepressant.
The housewife was urethra lapping her historical husband to up her well-being.
by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018
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lap kitty

A person who enjoys bouncing on one’s lap
Person 1: I didn’t know you were a lap kitty
Person 2: I love bouncing on laps
by Inteller4tdy March 03, 2022
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power laps

when driving ones vehicle around town in a predetermined route, typically up and back down the main roads threw ones town.
friend 1: hey buddy, what have you been up to?

Friend 2: not to much, just took a couple power laps threw town.
by 1soltan2 September 21, 2010
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lap spray

The splashes that mysteriously appear on laptop screens. They come in all food colors, and are usually difficult to remove when they are colored like sneezes, coughs and snorts. Lap spray is sometimes confused with screen spray, which only appears on large monitor screens
Chris to Jo: the movie was unwatchable on my laptop because of lap spray.

Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray
by Pacific sailor February 05, 2010
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Lap Creep

A small animal usually a designer dog who constantly sits on someone's lap.
Geeze Tuttie , can't I sit down without you on my lap? You are a little lap creep!
by Uglyduckling November 30, 2014
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lap gash

Creative term referring to a vagina as that area of a woman can be said to resemble a gash or wound.
"She's so fat and hot. I'd love to get inside her lap gash." — Abraham Lincoln
by Lively Debate October 30, 2013
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