laid

1.to have intercoarse with someone.
2.to pleasure yourself with somone that you will never see again.
3. to do the best thing known to man kind
4. what happens to the girl in the herbal essensces comercial with shampoo

ooooohhhhh ooooooooohhhhhhh oooooohhh
thats the spot baby right there yes yes yes yes little to the left aaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

by Olivia July 18, 2004

lardbag

A grossly fat person.

The new kid is a total lardbag.

by Shawn B. March 30, 2003

Laidy

A woman that is particularly easy to get in bed; a synonym for whore, hoe, or slut.

Boris: How do you like that pornstar Tori Black?
Orville: Oh, I'd like to put it in her keister!
Boris: She's quite the laidy!

by YapmelkXela October 18, 2009

lardhead

One whose head is so incredibly fat, that it appears as though he/she has no neck or chin.

That guy at McDonalds is a total lardhead.

by Jaynik July 28, 2008

jolie laide

The literal translation of jolie laide is "pretty ugly." Basically, a female gets coined the French term "jolie laide" if she is not conventionally pretty/lacks natural beauty, but takes good care of herself, her skin, her attire and her overall hygiene that she makes herself become beautiful. Some might even say that the flaws in jolie-laide women give them an "irresistible allure."

Gemma Ward can be considered jolie laide because of her "buggy" eyes.

by keepsayingwoohoo August 1, 2009

Toyota Lard Cruiser

Not a real car, "Land Cruiser" is a real car. Not as dumb as a car as the other uneducated idiot described above. It is the most reliable SUV and won't break down as easily as a Ford Explorer or Chevrolet Suburban, which are both truly unreliable and are way uglier. Let's face it, Japanese manufacturing is superior to America's and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

Redneck: I'd rather not have any vehicle then buy a Japanese SUV! Especially a Land Cruiser! Or should I say "Toyota Lard Cruiser!"
Me: You won't survive life. Ever.

by Mr. Makuniru May 18, 2016

Toyota Lard Cruiser

A lard wagon manufactured by Toyota, with the driver almost exclusively always being a soccer mom, a milf or a homosexual. Also known as Toyota Land Cruiser, though a common and clever form of minor vandalism will convert the "n" in "Land" to the letter "r" so that it says "Lard", as in "Toyota Lard Cruiser".

Check out that 40 year old big fat fatty driving in her Toyota Lard Cruiser!

by PMax May 9, 2008