shake a deuce loose

To take a shit, dump, have a bowel movement, or go number two.

1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.

2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.

3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?

4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?

by Shay Sights May 13, 2022

loose cannon

A wild one. Someone who does not conform to the rest of society. A maverick. A guy who plays by his own rules and to hell with the consequences. Shows you what he can do.

JC - Ladies, let me show you what I can do.

Ladies - Wow. That John Clegg is one loose cannon.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

Loose Cracker

A caucasian female that has multiple partners or sleeps around

That girl is such a loose cracker.

by Meagan M Smith October 28, 2009

loose asshole

A butthole that has been penetrated by a overly pompous wanker

Jill had been anally fucked too many times, therefore she has a loose asshole

by Opissermcwanker November 2, 2013

loose

slightly out of control; barely but definitely out of bounds.

"Billie drank a half a fifth an' told three nuns,'Yinz all look hot!'"

"That's just loose, man!"

by Allen Yinzburgh December 14, 2016

goose is loose

Drunk or crazy

*drunk friend
“ the goose is loose tonight”

by Kim Kardashian’s February 3, 2018

loogy

A huge glob of spit.

Yo I chucked a loogy at the principal! He's super pissed so don't drink any more water.

by Blah August 9, 2003