Rabies Laser

When a cat or dog has glowing laser-like eyes, from the reflection of a camera flash, or car headlights.

That dog has the Rabies Laser. Get out of the way, or he's going to get you with that shit!

by Satan's Little Muffin January 20, 2013

buck laser

when your father fries your gaped asshole to a crisp with a magnifying glass and sunlight

andrews got a D- in history so his dad tied him up and gave him a mean buck laser out back

by chdhf January 4, 2017

Chocolate Laser

When you can shit through the eye of a needle, a projectile shit that’s very thin

I had a mean balti last night, I had a chocolate laser straight after. My ring piece was killing

by ThePornStarChild October 6, 2019

Mexican laser tag

When one flicks a cigarette butt at another in attempt to hit them

Zack- “you ever play Mexican laser tag?” *flicks cig at tow truck driver”

by Tabber September 1, 2021

yellow laser beam

A yellow laser beam is a stream of freshly urinated piss.

Was surprised when I open my mouth and recieved a steaming mouthful of yellow laser beam.

by Jedi.Ain August 31, 2006

Phase Laser

A Phase Laser is a woman or babe that instantly turns a guy on to an extreme level. Phase lasers are somehwhat rare and should be observed at a distance so that no harm can come to the male observer. Like love at first sight, a phase laser is similar in that she will in no doubt attract all the male attention in a 500m radius. When her pure gorgeousness and beauty along with perfection present itself, you will know that she is a true phase laser.
The term phase laser is derived from theoretical physics, in that a male will change what state(or phase) he is in when he catches a glimpse of phase laser.

WARNING do not over-dose on phase lasers, this can lead to extreme mental illness, and phase lasers should always be taken seriously. A flase phase laser (due to observing at a further than normal dustance) can cause blindness at close sight.

Tony! look away, she ain't no phase laser!

Look at that phase laser in that shop!

That phase laser in the green hoodie is phasy.

by Minnesia April 30, 2011

The Quad-Laser

An inescapable, slow-moving laser that fires a two-dimensional square in three Dimensions. Invented by the Mooninites.

No one can escape the The Quad-Laser!

by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 10, 2015