wang laser

Slang for urination.

Be right back grandma, I'm gonna go spray a wang laser.

by SossBoss December 07, 2015

laser trex

knows you are aware of its existance and is en-route to your house.

laser trex is coming, you can't run, it's faster

by ohgodohheck June 09, 2020

laser trex

knows you are aware of his existence is currently en-route to your house.

the laser trex is coming, you can't run, it's faster

by ohgodohheck June 09, 2020

Laser caution

Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution, what could it mean?

P1: ayoo Jim check out thi-Laser caution
Jim: Laser caution laser caution

by Beltbucklebystander July 16, 2021

Laser

gaming term that means
shoot with such precision and with perfect bloom that it kills or does massive amounts of damage to the enemy before they can even react.

Mongraal: Benjy! HE'S BLOODY LASERED MATE! 1 hp!
BenjyFishy: Nice! HIS TEAMMATE IS LASERED TOO!

by Threel April 27, 2020

LASER

/ˈleɪzər/

noun.
(plural = lasers)

1. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Essentially, a powerful type of light, used to point to things in presentations, for playing with cats, and even in some medical procedures.

verb.
(3rd person present = lasers, past = lasered, present participle/gerund = lasering)

1. to take something out with a laser, especially a tattoo

adjective.

1. relating to lasers, especially medical procedures

"Max had his cat run around the house to chase a laser pointer."

by ItsSkyWasTaken September 25, 2022

Laser

A term when a man throws In a huge lip of tobacco and becomes blitzed

Hey bro you want to throw in a laser and play ncaa 14 until we pass out?

by bigbadpenis June 08, 2020