Kermit Clapper

Where you freeze a cucumber and put it in a girl’s ass. Then after finishing from behind you take a swim fin and slap the cucumber with it.

I heard you like trying new things? Have you tried a kermit clapper with anyone?

by rushreptar303 April 24, 2024

Kermit

To go Kermit is to get very, very drunk off of something that isn't alcohol. This is most commonly done with Lipton tea.

Yesterday I got completely Kermit off some Lipton and re-invented the microchip💀.

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK December 2, 2024

Kermit-kerplunk

Kermit kerplunk is boomer slang for 67

Person 1: what did you do on the weekend
Person 2: just watched some kermit-kerplunk videos
Person 1: awesome!

by tacobitch67 February 27, 2026

kermit the frog

a green puppet that has most likely commited many war crimes in his past… we dont talk about it

kermit the frog: frog who commited war crimes

by i forgor my name February 16, 2025

Kermit

Number #15 on the Kansas City Chiefs, current quarterback for the team

Did you see that Kermit threw an interception to a white corner back?

by 44-22GoBirds February 19, 2025

Kormib

“a funny sounding word having the same definition as the word ‘scandalous’ but in a more humorous tone”

"That is absolutely Kormib!"

by krisskrosser August 17, 2025

Kormib

“a funny sounding word having the same definition as the word ‘scandalous’ but in a more humorous tone”

"That is absolutely Kormib"

by krisskrosser August 17, 2025