kiwi beer

shitty homebrewed beer made by nasty ass college students

Sharon: did you get some of tri gabba's bathtub beer?
Deborah: hell no, that kiwi beer is vomit inducing ecoli shit. Pass.

kiwi beer by thatswhack August 27, 2017

Kiwi-man 

A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.

Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.

Kiwi-man: what? Why?

Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .

Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO

(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)

Kiwi-man by Ma9'rooba69 June 11, 2018

kiwi sakana 

Translates to “fish fish” in english, a common insult of the japanese or asian. When someone says this they are calling you annoying or smelly.

Eun: Ah, kiwi sakana!
Manro: Why are you so mean? I didn’t even do anything.

kiwi sakana by Words2know July 30, 2018

kiwi smash 

The act of getting your rear end rear ended by a large newzealander

Did you hear what happened to andrew?

Yea i heard he really regretted his kiwi smash

kiwi smash by Yaboyz26 December 31, 2018

Kiwi bundle 

Kiwi bundle - When 2 or more niggas bang a white girl and they put their balls in her bootyhole.

“Man, last night was so crazy, we pulled a kiwi bundle on that bitch!"

Kiwi bundle by niXAN4U April 19, 2020

Kiwi’s Brother

Kiwi’s brother is a blonde with baby momma issues. He probaly has a son and a hot blonde girlfriend. Im pretty sure he’s from alabama. He always wears an anklet ;).

“Your friends with Kiwi’s Brother?”
“No, the hot blonde is my friend.”

Kiwi’s Brother by yourdadsaidhey October 7, 2020

Kiwi’s Vibrator

Kiwi’s vibrator refers to a vibrator wielded by a girl during sleep.

ouch she’s gripping me like a Kiwi’s Vibrator.

Kiwi’s Vibrator by Kiwi’sBook October 21, 2020