Kitty Surprise

A trick one plays on others at Easter, often on younger siblings, where one replaces the candy inside of a hollowed plastic easter egg with cat feces.

A variation of the trick is performed by following the trick by attempting to convince the victim once they open the egg that the cat droppings are simply melted chocolate and that they should enjoy it.

Usually followed by singing "Kitty surprise, Kitty surprise, the easter bunny hates you, and hopes that you die."

Sibling 1: *opens egg
Sibling 2: Looks like the easter bunny hates you and left you a Kitty surprise.
Sibling 2: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

by General Nipowitz March 11, 2010

Kitty litter

When your toilet paper leaves behind little deposits of toilet paper when wiped.

I went down on Linda and had to get a glass of water to wash down a mouth full of kitty litter.

by Tia sweet December 26, 2020

Kitty Fishing

The learned skill of fishing kittens from under your couch, bed, or any other awkward place they may adventure to by dragging any rope like object near it and slowly pulling it away.

I tried to convince my kitty to come out from under the couch for two hours last night, finally my girlfriend grabbed my shoe lace threw it under the couch and slowly began kitty fishing.. low and behold at the other end of the lace we found my kitty hanging on by his teeth.

by Kitty Fisher November 18, 2011

Danger Kitty

1) A woman that's extremely sexy without knowing it or thinking it about herself. 2) The smoking HOT neighbor, with movie star looks, that's as nice as can be.
3) "MILF & Cookies"
4) A GOOD Girl that "could" be as NAUGHTY as she looks. ...But no one knows for sure.
5) A woman that dresses classy & sexy, but looks like she wants to fuck right now!

"How much you want to bet that Librarian is a Danger Kitty?"

by Mr. 1derful February 13, 2009

Kitty cunt

Someone who is acting like a little wuss or has the attitude of a mean child.

John whined about coming to the party; he is such a kitty cunt.

by troygtf December 17, 2008

Kitty Thump

The act of starting the sexual act of "doggy-style" proceeded by knocking both hands out from underneath the girl forcing her to drop her head in the sheets/pillow/cement; forcing her to arch her back much like a kitten. The "thump" is derived from the sexual act of a donkey punch. A donkey punch involves knocking the female unconscious by hitting the back of her head forcing her butthole to tighten. Urban legend says after many generations, the "punch" became a "thump."

Kyle kitty-thumped the shit out of Reagan last night.

Austen was being a douche so we kitty thumped his ass.

That girl is so hot but is a bitch...let's kitty thump her.

Kitty thump...hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiey

by Steve Landis October 4, 2011

Kitty Swing

Verb
To smoke marijuana

Kitty, or Kitties, are slang for the actual item smoked, marijuana, and the swing is the device used to smoke it.

"Riding the kitty swing", is the act of being or getting high.

to "Adopt some kittys", is the act of buying or obtaining marijuana.

Hey man, do you wanna go ride the kitty swing?
Fa show.

Yo I'm adopting some kittys right now, do you have a swing we could put them on later?
Yea man, it's brand new let's see how it rides.

Yo what's up with ben?
He's riding the kitty swing right now.

by R Munny January 14, 2010