Kitty litter

When your toilet paper leaves behind little deposits of toilet paper when wiped.

I went down on Linda and had to get a glass of water to wash down a mouth full of kitty litter.

by Tia sweet December 26, 2020

Sitty Kitty

(noun.) Someone who is having an awesome time on Ketamine and then fkn ruins it by sitting down and passing out.

You see Matt passed out over there? What a Sitty Kitty

by no-sitty-kitty July 26, 2022

captain kitty

Captain kitty refers to a homosexual pussy magnet. Pulls the snatch with ease and finesse. Makes all the bros jelly.

Typically accompanied by a hoss cat with suave.

See: "Kyle"

"DAMN Kyle is the ultimate Captain Kitty, we don't have a chance".

by Shermdaddy100 June 1, 2023

Danger Kitty

1) A woman that's extremely sexy without knowing it or thinking it about herself. 2) The smoking HOT neighbor, with movie star looks, that's as nice as can be.
3) "MILF & Cookies"
4) A GOOD Girl that "could" be as NAUGHTY as she looks. ...But no one knows for sure.
5) A woman that dresses classy & sexy, but looks like she wants to fuck right now!

"How much you want to bet that Librarian is a Danger Kitty?"

by Mr. 1derful February 13, 2009

Kitty Swing

Verb
To smoke marijuana

Kitty, or Kitties, are slang for the actual item smoked, marijuana, and the swing is the device used to smoke it.

"Riding the kitty swing", is the act of being or getting high.

to "Adopt some kittys", is the act of buying or obtaining marijuana.

Hey man, do you wanna go ride the kitty swing?
Fa show.

Yo I'm adopting some kittys right now, do you have a swing we could put them on later?
Yea man, it's brand new let's see how it rides.

Yo what's up with ben?
He's riding the kitty swing right now.

by R Munny January 14, 2010

Kitty cunt

Someone who is acting like a little wuss or has the attitude of a mean child.

John whined about coming to the party; he is such a kitty cunt.

by troygtf December 17, 2008

Kitty Thump

The act of starting the sexual act of "doggy-style" proceeded by knocking both hands out from underneath the girl forcing her to drop her head in the sheets/pillow/cement; forcing her to arch her back much like a kitten. The "thump" is derived from the sexual act of a donkey punch. A donkey punch involves knocking the female unconscious by hitting the back of her head forcing her butthole to tighten. Urban legend says after many generations, the "punch" became a "thump."

Kyle kitty-thumped the shit out of Reagan last night.

Austen was being a douche so we kitty thumped his ass.

That girl is so hot but is a bitch...let's kitty thump her.

Kitty thump...hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiey

by Steve Landis October 4, 2011